I really have nothing to say right but sorry ahead o time if there are any errors enjoy!
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Jeff: "Open up Ben!"
Ben: "Wait a minute I'm doing my hair."
Jeff: "You've been doing your hair for the last twenty minutes! Hurry up!"
Ben: "You can wait!"
Jeff: "No I can't, I GOTTA F*CKING PISS!"
Ben: "I said you can-JESUS GOD!!"
A kitchen knife pierced the wood and carved a hole. Jeff's eye looked through it and scanned the bathroom.
Jeff: "There you are."
Ben: "Oh shit."
Jeff backed up an let out some kind of battle cry as he charged at the door. Ben opened it at the last second and Jeff came flying into the bathroom and out the open window. Ben blinked and looked outside. Jeff stared up at him an with two fingers pointed to himself then Ben and walked back to the mansion.
Hoody: "You're screwed."
He leaned against the wall outside the bathroom arms folded over his chest.
Ben: "Yeah, I kinda figured that out on my own."
Jeff: "BEEEEENNNNN!!!!"
Jeff ran towards him, knife in hand. Ben yelped and bolted accidentally hitting Hoody with the bathroom door.
Hoody: "OW F*CK!!"
Ben ran through the halls followed by Jeff who was practically screaming bloody murder. Ben saw a closet and in hopes of hiding slipped in and closed the door. Breathing lightly he thought he was safe when Jeff walked by. Then Ben felt something breathing on his neck. He slowly turned around.
Rake: "...Hi."
Ben: "AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!"
Ben sped out of the closet and Jeff saw him again. Jeff chased him all over the mansion. They zoomed past Jack and Slendy twice and stepped on Smile.
Jack: "This is the third time this week."
Slenderman: "Of what? Ben being chased or the dog getting stepped on?"
Jack: "Both."
Then Hoody came in and sat down next to them.
Jack: "Whoa. What happened to you?"
Hoody: "Don't ask."
Jeff: "COME HERE YOU LITTLE F*CK!!!"
Jeff kamikaze dove onto Ben an they went tumbling down the stairs. Jeff sat on Ben's guy knife raised.
Jeff: "YOU DO NOT COME IN MY HOUSE AND HOG MY BATHROOM SON!! THIS MY HOOD BITCH!"
Ben: "Okay okay I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry."
Jeff nodded pointing at Ben and walked away leaving Ben on the floor on the verge of tears.
Rake: "Hahahahahahaha!"
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How was that huh? Im not done with this yet but if you like it check out some of my other stories. Feel free to leave questions or comments thank you! I'll have the next chapter out as soon as I can.
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Creepy Pasta Slice of Life
HumorThe life of Creepy pastas like Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, Eyeless Jack ect. when they aren't killing people. THIS IS A COMEDY!!