AmeCan since Ivory_Greece did NorIce anyway.
1. America. Canada would be confused as hell and just walk away as Alfie ate his melted peeps.
2. Canada. "It was too cold for him."
3. Both of them are guilty of it. They own a shared account.
4. America. He often texts while he's walking and falls over, breaking his phone.
5. Canada. Even though he's safe, 2/3 people in Canada have cancer.
6. America, but he doesn't take it seriously.
7. America thinks he can speak French, Canada thinks he can drink milk normally.
8. When they're asleep, none. Alfie cuddles onto Matt for dear life. But Matt has been mad at Al and he has made him sleep on the couch.
9. America. He prefers watching YouTube on the computer.