How I met the president

THE FAT MAN

We took off, me and father. I was still angry from what had happened.. Kept making up conclusions to the birds scene in my head..
One was, like this. Maybe the birds were going to fight to the death.. The war of the early bird I thought, laughing bit.

Father realized the sudden change in mood asked, what's making you laugh, I thought your phone was dead.

I Looked at him, with an inverted smile."oh I just saw some fat guy running on the the sideway, he is impressively fast for his size "..

What? He asked, confused.
Is this one of your made up stories?
No dad honestly it's not and wait,
Which made up stories? I pretended to be confused too..

Oh alright.. Guess where we are going,he said.
To the iPhone store, I sarcastically replied.hahahaha, he laugh LOUDLY, HAHAHA!
with his hands almost off the stearing wheel, and fear ignited in my heart.

Dad, be careful, I yelled with great care in my words. He stopped laughing, his hands returning to the wheel.
Okay Mr safety.