All of a sudn u jus realizd that you r fuxing nervous. You start to walk into higscool leavin le bois behind.
All of a sudn u bump into the literal worst... Jennie.
"Hi y/n!!! I haven't seen u cents grade scool!!!"
"H-hi Jennie unnie..."
ㅋㅋㅋㅋthiz hoe i swer. She thonksmmmm we r besties an it make me sic.
"Hey Bitch"
All of a suden IU, u other bully, pushs u in loker. Th handal went to ur spine and hurted. A lot. IU then madeout with Jimin
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U went ro class an 4 som reson u had all 6 STB members (and their members if u know what I mean) along wit bp an IU n the class. The teach talked 4 houra an it was brek time.
"Y/nnnnnnnn!!!!!" Spoke namjoon
"Sup Oppaaahahh!!!" You replied be4 hug him.
"Im sorry opppaaaaaahhaha!!! If i dont said sory than 아빠 (father) will beat me again ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ.
You turn to see Y (yoongi is gonna keep losing letters) sharpening his knife in the corner. If u listen close enoug u cold here wispers.
"Rënia e njerëzimit është e pashmangshme. Të gjithë do të vdesin së shpejti dhe nuk do të ketë asnjë. Më në fund, kur të kthehen trupat tanë, ne do t'i duam perënditë. Unë do të jem i pari që do të më sakrifikojë për të ushqyer urinë e saj. Po, koha ime do të marrë së shpejti këtë vend të mallkuar dhe do të japë pastërti për të gjithë. Askush nuk do të më pengojë të shoh të gjithë planin e tij hyjnor. Ai do të duket me krenari ndërsa i detyroj ata derisa ngadalë thyejnë thonjtë e tyre një nga një. Ai do të dëgjojë, duke kërkuar dhembjen dhe paqen e brendshme nëpërmjet vuajtjeve njerëzore." Spoke ignooy
J-Hope looked terrified...
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You look over and see Jungcock smiling at gnooy...
"엄마, (mother) Jin I'm hungryyyyy..." you pouted.
"Aish, this kid... arreaseo ill mak u sum food."
Teayoung walked over to you.
"Annyonghaseo, y/n. Your zipper on your jeans is down"
Ur mind: omg, YAHHHH this hot boi spoke to meeeee yeheheheee!!!
"Ok." U said, not pulling up ur zipper.
Al of a sudn u fell, but nooy couaght u.
"HE RAPED ME." You yelled and Jim and namjoon strted hittin him with pots and pans. U ran over to teayoung who held you in his strong, manly arms.
"HYUNG, HELP ME THEY HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS AND SHE IS RUINING MY GUCCI. SHE WONT GET OFF!!!" Taehyung yelled to Jhope who was already crying in the corner.
ooy couaght the pots an pans and throw dem away b4 falling asslep at him desk.
"BABY, ARE YOU OKAY???" Jimin yelled to y/n
"Nien, Jimmy. U didnt protec me qiuck enouph." U replied hangrey
"JIM MAKE ME THAT FUCKING SANDWICH!"
"Right away, master" Jin replied.
Jimin began to cry.
"Y...y/n... are you leaving me? I thought you loved me..."
You scoffed "Lies." You began, "You never loved me, I saw you kissing that slut, Jennie."
"What... no IU madeout with me in front of you.......... wait you saw me and Jennie too?" Jimin spoke.
Jin apeard
"Hey, um y-y/n heres your sabdwicb..?"
You nocked the sandwich out of his hand.
"I SAID BEEF ENCHILADAS." You yeled, angry.
y coldn't just mak ur fucking food?
"Yes, ma'am *tips fedora*"
"JIMMY, WE ARE OVER! JUNGCOCK, YOUR MY BITCH NOW."
Jungkook looked to you surprised as at that moment you say that, he was making out with oy.
"Ok noona." Jungkook say after he finished his makeout session with Yoongi.
u kissed jungkook and jimin got jealous and so did Yoonei.
"Why is that thoty girl making out with my bitch?" Yoogio thot.
"Master, here are ur enchiladas..." jin spoke
"I SAID FUCKING SUSHI." U replied, pissed.
Namjoon wrapped his arms around Jin to stop him from cryinh.
"Ill Just mak her mac and cheese and she will be okay." Teayung said out of the blue.
"Okay, thanks Taehyung, oppa." U replied
Taehyung's mind: "loser, imma make Hobi hyung make it."
Jhope's thoughts: "maybe if I put rat poison in it and then give it to her, she will die and this story will be over..."
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A/n: thank you soo much for reading this 2nd chapter of this mess. I wrote it at 2am and Im just now proof reading it before I upload it, and its a bit all over the place... anywho again thanks and I hope you had a nice laugh... imma go cry myself to sleep now......
-Absurd3
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