Gas Station Gang

Chapter One

One day, Jessica, your average gas station bum, was resting by the gas station. She was playing Fortnite on her Xbox that she stole from Home Depot. All of a sudden, she became very angry at John Wick and began to snort some of her handy homemade white-out.

After a good long snort, Jessica began to grow tired. Mid-yawn, a 2005 Honda Civic ran her over.

Phineas, your everyday doctor who also happens to be a f-boy climbs out of the car. He is shocked to see a seemingly dead gas station bum at his hood. He decides—after a length two seconds—to take the bum back to his home and help her heal.

As Phineas was stuffing—I mean placing her as gently as possible into his 2005 Honda Civic, she woke up. Startled, the gas station bum kicked Phineas in his left ear. He squealed in pain and fell into the gravel.

Jessica was simply traumatized. The experience was similar to when she had been watching soccer with her cousins, and her mom had fallen over dead because of a stroke.

Then, suddenly out of the blue, a figure lurks in the shadows. Jessica, being a retarded crackhead, didn't do shit so she just sat there and waited to see what happens next. Phineas didn't want to put up with Jessica's bs so he threw her out of the trunk, knowing darn well he just ran the hoe over. As the figure got closer and closer, Phineas then realized it was the idiot across named Jesús.

Jesús was your averaged Latino. He didn't really do anything besides construction work and the occasional drug deals.

"Ayyyyyyyy, Jesús," it was Jessica speaking. Of course. Phineas became confused but then quickly realized that Jessica was clearly high. How had he missed it?

"Shoo, Jessica," Jesús replied, gesturing for the gas station bum to skedaddle on down the street.

edit: okay i'm just now looking back at this and,,,writing wattpad at 3am with your bestie was a choice