Gas Station Gang

Chapter Two

As Jesús and Jessica made their lil drug deal and Phineas started to become worried. He was a doctor and he knew too well what drugs could do to a person, so he decided to take them both to rehab where they belong.

~2 hours later~

Phineas finally arrives at the rehab center near the hospital that he works at and checks the two crackheads in. Jesús had decided to call up his mother and tell her about how much of a disappointment he was. Let's just say that she will beat him with the chancla when he gets out.

After a while of babysitting, Phineas leaves the two idiots alone and decided to move on with his life. When driving home he was thinking, thinking of Jessica. He hadn't realized how pretty she was until now.

"Maybe it's just the crusty dustyness of her face," he said in a whisper,"or maybe the fact that she was playing Fortnite." Phineas was confused about the Fortnite hype and quite frankly didn't really want to know.

While driving home, Phineas got a call from one of the volunteer workers from the rehab center. When he glanced down to see who it was from he just sighed. It was from Sally, the Jesus freak who everyone knew secretly wanted to die. She was a strange girl, but Phineas knew her all too well. The other week she was reading the Bible while walking down the hall and fall into a trash can. When she fell her suicide note fell out of her pocket.

He ignored the call and just drove back to the rehab center. Upon arrival he saw only what he could describe as chaos. Jesús was dressed up as a nun and was singing Spanish gospel songs and Jessica was forming a riot. Coming up from behind him he saw Sally, of course she was already crying because she's a pussy and can't take anything more severe than a paper cut.

As Sally ran up behind Phineas she said, "I have no idea what's happening. First, that crazy gas station lady hit the Mexican dude with a candle, then he bit her and I couldn't do anything about it since I was working with the crazy period lady." Her words flew over Phineas' head, he couldn't seem to keep attention to Sally.

"Give me the fire extinguisher."

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Okay so like I'm prolly gonna write out this story and then go back an edit it and rewrite it bc it's kinda confusing sooooo ehhhhhh.