This is a YouTube poop fanfiction. You'll see the army of Face fight Ganon and Bowsers PINGAS army. I hope you laugh. Probably not.
One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, two plumbers named Mario and Weegee went to go on a walk. When on the road, they saw a sign. It said, "Join the PINGAS army, or else." And another that said, "Join Face, or else you will DIE." So they followed the enclosed instructions on the Face poster, to Hyrule. There, they saw death.
The PINGAS army was attacking all of the Face. One Face saw them. "Join me, plumbers, or else we will DIE."
"Yeah!" said Weegee.
So they grabbed some lancer guns1, and went up a tower- a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long -TOASTERS - long, long, tower. At the top, there were 3 enemies of Face-Robotnik and his PINGAS- Ganon, with his DIE-and Bowser with his 7 Koopa hotels.
Ganon said "You will DIE." and grabbed out a shotgun. Weegee grabbed out the enclosed instruction book, and Mario grabbed out SPAGHETTI. Unfortunately, when they threw them, nothing happened. Robotnik said "PINGAS =DIE." And shot out bullets from his PINGAS. All three of them went behind one of 7 Koopa Hotel s.
Then suddenly, out of the entrance to the long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long -TOASTERS - long, long, tower, came a man in a purple robe, and a visor. He was SQUADALAH. "I'm not gunna fight you," He said, "I'm gunna kick your ass." And with that, a barrage of shotgun shells went through Ganon. He was DIE.
Soon Robotnik started shooting everyone with his big metallic PINGAS. He was killed by Chainsaw to the PINGAS-it was all that kept him alive. Weegee sawed it off. Bowser laughed "MUHAHAHAHAHA." And he yelled "MMMMMMMMM, richer!" and in came a man who looked like Jack Black. It was Morshu, part of "BOMB". He said "BOMBS" and started to throw them at the plumbers. SQUADALAH was too quick. He threw one of Bowsers 7 Koopa Hotels at Him, and he DIE. The war was done. Now go the Hell away.
1 Gears Of War gun.
