Bulletproof love.

unicorns are real.

I woke up the next morning too 3 drunk guys on the floor of the bus.

I lightly tapped jossy who was with Vic in his bunk.

" what " she mumbled

" wake Vic up " I said

" okay " she said in a sleepy voice

she turned facing vic

" babe wake up " she said

she slapped his forhead lightly

" babe ! " she said

she whispered in his ear

" wake up & I'll buy you tacos."

" what , oh good morning love. " he said kissing her she pulled away 

"Ashley needs you" she said getting back into the blankets

" what ? " he said turning to me

" Jamie , mike & tony are on the floor and I don't know how to wake them up I need you too " I said

" okay " he said bring a pillow

" WAKE UP YOU FAGGOTS " he said hitting them with the pillows

" no " tony mummbled

Vic started hitting them with the pillow more.

" bring a water bottle please ? " Vic said

I gave him the water

he poured it on them

" NOW YOUR GONNA WAKE UP WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT " he yelled jossy came out of the bunk with her unicorn pillow pet hitting Vic with it

" SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP " she yelled

" sorry babe " he said pulling her to him then kissing her

" hi babe " tony said to me trying to kiss me

" no your breath is disgusting. " I said

" aw come on " he said

" go brush your teeth 70000 times " I said

" will you kiss me after ? " he asked

" yes " I said

" yay " he said in his cute voice

" daddy " Jordan said running to him

" hey there " he said carrying him

" ew " he said

" why ew ? "  tony asked

" you smell gwoss " he said 

we all laughed

after the guys got ready me & jossy started getting ready

jossy wore her crown the empire shirt witch she had ripped off the sleeves high waisted shorts & her black vans & just eyeliner as make up & straightened hair

I wore my bmth t-shirt with my high waisted shorts black & white vans with mascara & eyeliner with curly hair

Jamie mike & Tony were still hang overed

" babe " tony said making a puppy face

" yes my love ? " I said

" come cuddle with me " he said

" no I'm already dress " I said

" PLEASEEEE " he begged

" SHE SAID NO TONY " jossy said coming out of the kitchen

tony threw a pillow at her jossy threw it to me and I threw it to Vic

" GUYS I NEED ICE CREAM " jossy said

" no we need another child to play with Jordan " tony said

" go buy one them " jossy said smiling

" I meant from you & Vic " he said

" Vic let's go buy a baby " she said

" nooo like have a child " he said

" how do you expect me to have a child when I still act like one " she said

" tony she's not ready , I can wait. " Vic said

" really. " tony said

" yes " he said

" jossy doesn't know how sex works" i said

" well let's explain the pe-" tony said

" NO SHUT UP " jossy said running into Vic's bunk Vic went in after her

" jossy come out I need to explain " tony said

" NEVERRR " she said getting under the blanket Vic hugged her

" its okay I won't let him explain " vic chuckled

" no I'm still gonna explain " tony said

" leave me girlfriend alone " Vic said laughing

" no I like making her suffer " he said laughing

" evil little turtle " jossy said peeling her eyes out of the blanket

" this isn't over evil little unicorn oh Btw unicorns are fake " tony said

" oh no you didn't " jossy ran out of the bunk chasing tony she jumped on him causing him to fall on the floor she attacked him with her pillow pet till Vic came and pulled her back

" THIS ISNT OVER " she yelled

" its okay jossy its okay " Vic said calming her down

" you okay "  I asked tony

" she's evil " he said

" I know " I said laughing

" I deserve a kiss after that " he said

I then gave him a kiss

" ew cooties. " Jordan said