Incorrect FF

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green bean too lazy to write Food Fantasy so she wrote FF. Dunno what's Incorrect FF? It's like...you'll understand.
- greeen bean

Master attendant: *faints*

Cassata: M-Master Attendant?! Quick! Someone call for a doctor!

Cheese: Nononono! The 9 button isn't working!

Pizza: Turn the phone around and press the 6 button!!

Master Attendant: *wakes up* wait what?

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Coffee: I'm not gay.

Chocolate: Coffee~~~

Coffee: Baby~?

Coffee: I-I mean dude?

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Doriyaki: swear words are against the law now. Each time you swear, you have to pay a fine.

Taiyaki: heck.

Doriyaki: you're on fcking thin ice.

Doriyaki: Oh no

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Spaghetti: you're like a sibling to me

You: aww that's so sweet-

Spaghetti: I never wanted a sibling

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Vodka: can I get a bottle of vodka please?

B-52: we're at McDonalds.

Vodka: oh

Vodka: can I get a bottle of McVodka?

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Crab Long Bao: *accidentally cuts finger*

Long Bao: put some pressure on it

Crab Long Bao: ok

Crab Long Bao: if you don't get a job, your parents will disown you.

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Boston Lobster: Babies are overrated. People keep saying you used to be a baby but where's their proof?

Peking Duck: Look in the mirror...?

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I'm done lol

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