Shingeki no Facebook

Levi senpai notice me T^T

Levi is feeling angry

 Levi: What the hell.

Petra: What's wrong Levi?

Levi: That peasant did not like my profile picture.

Petra: =_=.

Levi: I see your pissed too, Petra.

Petra: I just never knew you would this type of person, heichou. 

Levi: Shut the hell up. 

Eren: And that ladies and gentlemen, is why Levi never gets the ladies. 

Levi: I'll whip your sorry ass, want to say that again?

Eren: Swearing is unattractive.

Levi: Shut the fuk up. 

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Petra: Not this again!

Petra: Heichou, please stop him~

Levi: You wanna go Eren? Hmph, My words bring all my girls to MY yard, bro. 

Eren: U mad bro? U mad? 

Levi: =_=

Eren: 

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Petra: Heichou!

Levi: It's okay my princess, hold my hand and we should fly off to lands of eternity and love, just for us, together..We'll be together, forever.

Petra: Oh heichou /)//(\ 

Levi: Okay, well I'm leaving what about you, my love?

Petra: Anything for you~

Levi: Let's go princess.

Eren: .

Mikasa: .

Hanji: .

Erwin: .

Annie: . 

Eren: .

Sasha: I have food!~~~~~!~~~!~!~!~!~!!~!~ Tralalala 

Jean: I have my name back~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~

Jean:omf I really dooo~''~''~~~'~

Horsed face loser: Omf- wait, I swear who keeps on hacking me. 

Hanji: Hahah, ooh, I wonder who?

Levi: Shut the fuck up you peasants, Ill slay you all. 

Petra: /)\\\\\\\\\\\\(\

Eren: Wtf Levi?! What happened to us? What happened to our last conversation? T^T

Eren: Dont you love me?

Fangirl: I love you Eren, I love you!

Fangirl01: I love you Eren!

Fangirl02: Eren, have my babies!

Fangirl03: Oh Eren! I love you!

Fangirl04: EREN. PLS I WANT UR BABYS.

Fangirl05: Ew, get away from me. 

Mikasa: ^I bet Levi made that account up. XDXD^

Levi squad: Hey guys! We finally made facebook! 

Petra: Levi?

Levi: Yes? 

Petra: Can we cuddle? 

Levi: .

Levi: .

Levi: .

Levi: .

Eren: Why don't you call to me just like you call to Levi?

Petra: ....

Mikasa: Eren, let's go. 

Eren: No.

Sasha:^ Rejecteddddd. 

Mikasa: You wanna go bro, you wanna go?

Horse faced loser: ^Woah Mikasa, woah!

Mikasa: Psh. 

Sasha: Hell yeah I wanna go1!1!1!

Mikasa: Then lets go mate lets go!

Petra: Srsly guys, I just wanted to talk to Levi in peace, like gtfo please. 

Levi: ^ My bae slays.

Petra: Oh Heichou~

Fangirl: Get away from Heichou, Petroled Petra!

Fangirl01: Lol I know right?!

Fangirl02: HEhe, go away.

Fangirl03: LolLOLLOLOLOLLOOTROLOLOLELOl. 

Fangirl04: PLS PETRA, PLS. 

Fangirl05: Why don't you just let them be in peace?

Mikasa: ^ I swear thats Levi's account. 

Eren: DunDunDun. 

Petra has left the conversation

Levi: Oh my fricken bleaches, finally =_=. 

Levi: Geez. 

Eren: Just feel lucky that you even have one girl following you bruh *winks*

Snk fandom of Erens fangirls: OOMMMMMFFFFFFUDDGEGEGEGEEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEG. 

Jean: My name T^T

Levi: Eren, you turn me on so b---

Mikasa: HEICHOU THIS IS PETRA PLEASE ADD ME BACK~!!

Levi: Crap *removes all past messages*

Levi has added petra back into the conversation

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Thats it for now! ^_~

Please request for anything else in the comments

[REALLY UNEDITED, LITERALLY DID IN 10 MINUTES T^T]