marc: luke?
luke: YOU FUCKING BASTARD! PIECE OF SHIT! I WAS SO FUCKING CONCERNED!
marc: sorry, man. i was just...just sad, you know?
luke: YEAH, I KNOW. BUT THAT'S NO REASON FOR DESAPEAR.
marc: sorry, dude. but there is something that i can't tell you. everyone got secrets, no?
luke: YEAH, WELL. EVERYONE GOT SECRETS, BUT SECRETS ARE FOR TELLING THEM TO YOUR BEST FRIEND.
marc: but this isn't a normal secret, luke.
luke: WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TELL IT TO YOUR BEST FRI-
marc: i'm gay, luke. *hangs up*
luke: marc...marc...marc?...you hang me up? REALLY?
