Unlikely Friends - Chalant fanfic

Unlikely Friends

Reading.It was quite. It was calming. It took you into another world. It was peaceful.

Zatanna liked peace, she liked reading. The two almost went hand in hand. Reading calmed the magician down, made her happy and intrigued her into the art of literature.

However Zatanna's life was anything but peaceful, being a full time superhero brung chaos to the your doorstep. She hated evil as much as she loved it, even if lives where ruined and people where trying to kill you nearly everyday, fighting and saving lives pumped to much thrill into her system she couldn't help but enjoy it. Her job may be dangerous and time consuming but at the end of the day she wouldn't trade it for anything in the world.

The magician smiled before sighing. She leaned back into her chair and closed her book. The pale beauty closed her eyes, a nap sounded quite good right now, remembering the fact she hadn't slept the previous night.

"We did not go across the state for you to fall asleep on us!" A voice screamed.

Zatanna gasped, opening her eyes to see two girls stand in front of her, one armed with a baseball bat and the other with ivory wrapping around her arm like a snake.

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy the magician realised. She quickly stood up and summonsed her wand and pointed it informer if the super villains. She glared at the two women "What are you doing here, on my porch?" She demanded.

Harley Quinn laughed swinging her baseball bat like if it was a toy "Don't worry darling, we aren't going to hurt you!" She promised. The psychopath noticed Zatanna's wary look towards the baseball bat. She quickly hid it behind her back and smiled "We probably won't hurt you, depending wherever or not you are willing to listen to what we proposing to you." She rephrased.

"Ignore her hun, we don't have much time to explain but dropping the wand will make this talk much easier for you" Poison Ivy said, walking closer to the magician and pointing the tip of her wand and forcing it to face the floor.

Zatanna looked at the two, she glared before sighing"Okay, if I think something is about to happen-"

Harley Quinn laughed "Oh we know, 'I'm gonna go and fight you and the league will help!'" She mimicked in a bratty voice.

"I don't sound like that"

"You don't, but Bat Girl does!" Harley Quinn pointed out.

Zatanna raised an eyebrow "You talked to Bat Girl?" She asked, gripping her wand.

Poison Ivy shook her head "No..but she has one of those annoying voices, you know? It makes her face more punchable."

"You hate her?"

"More then most superheroes, especially after she stole Nightwing from you" Poison Ivy emphasised.

Zatanna raised her eyebrows, her eyes widened. How do they know about Nightwing breaking up with me? She asked herself confused.

She shook her head "Bat Girl didn't steal him from me-"

Harley Quinn barked a laugh again "Oh but she did honey! He might of said he broken up with you because- of what? he's stressed out about teaching some kids about how to throw a punch? Ha! He left you so he can play with that Bat Chick!" She began laughing historically, placing her free hand on her stomach "God I hate gingers!"

Poison Ivy glared at the psychopath. Harley Quinn peaked Poison Ivy's cheek with a kiss "All of them except you, baby!"