Jungkook's P.O.V.
Yumi: Jungkook!!
Yumi: Jungkooookiee!
Yumi: Jungoo bb
Yumi: ANSWERRR MEE
Jungkook: What the hell do you want
Yumi: i want you
Jungkook: sorry we're sold out. come again never
Yumi: i feel offended on 20 levels
Jungkook: and how can i get to the 21st level?
Yumi: shut up
Yumi: i will jump off a cliff if you dont be nice to me
Jungkook: is that supposed to concern me?
Yumi: ummmm DUHH
Yumi: your RUDE
Jungkook: **you're
Yumi: NO ONE CARES PATRICIA.
Jungkook: calm your tits woman
Jungkook: and im not a girl,,,,,, certainly not patricia
Yumi: whatever. wheres the bitch
Jungkook: im texting her rn
Yumi: I MEANT (Y/N) YA DINKY FACE
Jungkook: shes a female HUMAN not DOG
Jungkook: and shes right beside me reading our conversation
Yumi: OH MY GAWWWDWWDDD DOES SHE NEVER LEAVE YOU OR SOMETHING?? GIVE HIM SPACE (Y/N)
Jungkook: you're the one not giving me space
Yumi: such lies
Jungkook: no.
Yumi: yes.
Jungkook: no.
Yumi: yes
Jungkook: no.
Yumi: YES
Jungkook: no.
Yumi: YESS OH MY GOD SHUT UP YOU'RE ANNOYING ME
Jungkook: no.
Jungkook: hey remember that cliff you were talking about?
Jungkook: when are you going?
Yumi: IT WAS A JOKKEEE
Yumi: J O K E
Jungkook: just like your life?
Yumi: my life is NOT a joke. my parents love me are are blessed for giving birth to an angle
Jungkook: an angle seems kinda painful to give birth to.
Jungkook: what kind of angle was it?
YOU ARE READING
Sober (Jungkook X Reader)
Fanfiction*DRUNK SEQUEL* Someone is back... ...and they are not happy (probably won't continue lmao)
