The Crippling Cheapskates [ft. BTS]

1. oh my fuck

NOTE THIS:
Jin - drywashedHot™
Yoongi - qu0tesalt
Hoseok - yikesseok
Namjoon - Fathernam
Jimin - Shortelle
Taehyung - tere.jpg
Jeongguk - coconut-fetish-reject

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1:27 AM): [tere.jpg → Fathernam]

tere.jpg: ho ho ho

Fathernam: no no no

tere.jpg: listen, this right here?

tere.jpg: not needed nor wanted

Fathernam: neither are you

tere.jpg: NOT NEEDED NOR WANTED

tere.jpg: ANYWAYS, hear me out for a sec

Fathernam: I rather not, but go on

tere.jpg: What if i buy a hundred cut outs of myself and slowly put them around the house, not enough for u guys to realize the difference of me and my cut outs, but enough to make u all slowly start going nuts because i am everywhere and always watching

tere.jpg: hyung?

Fathernam: bye

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(3:23 PM): [Shortelle → Pump me spices papi chat]

Shortelle: to celebrate the achievement of successfully decking He Who Shall Not Be Named, I'm throwing an orgy

tere.jpg: hot

Fathernam: jesus

yikesseok: YIKES

qu0tesalt: why some

coconut-fetish-reject: some meaning me

coconut-fetish-reject: since he decked me somehow

coconut-fetish-reject: but it's hacks so it doesn't count :)

Shortelle: you're just salty :)

coconut-fetish-reject: What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch?

coconut-fetish-reject: You want to challenge me in my own domain? I'll have you know I am the top student of my class, and unlike you, I'm not disappointing my parents. I am a trained professional in shitting on bitches like you who think you are all that after a single stroke of luck, you cocky bastard. You are short and I am tall, and just that makes me a higher being than you, so grovel my slave.

coconut-fetish-reject: I am better than every single one of you in here, they don't call me Jungkook the Golden Boy for nothing. You guys are nothing to me but pawns in this game called life.

coconut-fetish-reject: I will wipe you the fuck out with such strength, your single existence will disappear within a second. You. Don't. Fucking. Know.

coconut-fetish-reject: You think you can get away with no consequences because you're behind the screen? Honey, you've got a big storm coming.*

coconut-fetish-reject: A storm you can not even imagine, the very existence exceeding the very likes of which has been seen on this earth. I will shit hell and the heavens will fall.

coconut-fetish-reject: I will ruin you, Park Jimin.

Shortelle: no u

Shortelle has been removed from the chat

drywashedHot™: oh my fuck

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(3:30 PM): [tere.jpg → Shortelle]