It took me almost 23 years on this planet, an Irish pub and a high-percentage drink to realize that there is a difference between
I will try not to fuck him.
and
I will not try to fuck him.
And the difference is immense! I was so mind-blown that my drunken brain repeated both sentences over and over for at least one minute.
YOU ARE READING
Weird
PoetryThings my brain produces when I don't keep my thoughts in check. Probably sexual content only, but not everything related to BTS.
