banana spit ⚣ [jjk+kth]

¡disclaimer!

¡dIsClAiMeR!
this is a boyxboy book so if u don't like it block me or i will find u and suck ur dick, anygay.

this is a book i decided to write for whenever i feel stressed, too like lighten up my mood ig :)

it's probably gonna be really funny, idk if my humor is funny we will see won't we 🤠

also probably rlly dirty

so like, this finna be a famous insta star tk book bcs like, i LOVE those so yeh, i think they're both gonna be famous stars who have somewhat the same friend group yah know

if u don't like the following, get over urself or leave
kinky shit
probably booty, and like boner picks
maybe smut?
lots of dirty talk
sexting
LOTS OF GAY SHIT
boyxboy
funny shit
taekook
bad grammar
lower case intended
mess ups in general
mpreg (maybe)
polygamy (maybe)
bts shipped with each other
JUST GAY SHIT IN GENERAL

so like taekook & namjin will be in here cause uwu, and i haven't decided on sope or yoonmin yet so yeh 🤩🤩 aLSO WE HAVE STEP BROTHER TAEGI AJAKKSKWKS YAY

taes insta: gucci.gay
jks: jeonfuck
jimin: mcthighs
hobi: i.hate.snakeu
joon: the_destructor ™
yoongi: motionless.min
jin: taehyungs.mom

you don't have to like my book, but i prefer if you don't hate on it thank you.

chapters will probably be short get over it, that just means i'll update more.

this is overall a new type of book i'm trying so yeh :)

milestones🥳👏🏼

5k✔️ January 17th, 2019

10k✔️ February 3rd, 2019

15k✔️ February 11th, 2019

20k✔️ February 19th, 2019

25k✔️ March 19th, 2019

30k✔️ April 11th, 2019

35k✔️ June 5th, 2019

tHANKS SO MUCH!!🥰💕

highest rankings

#4 in Instagram. jan 29 2019

#5 in kookv. feb 5 2019

DONT BE A GHOST READER$$
I WANNA KNOW UR OPINION SO PLS COMMENT :))

literally how the fuck did i get 4th in insta outta 12.1k stories, AND IM THE HIGHEST BTS ONE LIKE W H   A T

that's all shitheads uhm yeh so like woohoo?
leave a star ig ✌🏼