Boss's Blind Date Notes (Boss相亲笔记)

Chapter 4

August 27, Monday Weather: Cloudy to Partly Cloudy

"Su, you tell me... just what kind of mind-set does he have!" Over the weekend, I shared my misdeeds and exaggerated description of how evil Yifan was.

"He ah..."

I was so ready to listen to Su's advice.

"To hear my professional advice, would be 500 Yuan per hour. For anything less than half an hour, it will be considered as half an hour. If it is more than half an hour but less than an hour, an hour fee will be applicable. According to your case with your boss, it should take at least 2 hours. Since we have such a good relationship, I will give you a 30% discount."

"Forget it, you money-grubber!"

In the end, I did not get to understand the President's mind-set. But I managed to clear my thought. Since he started the war with mean methods, this Miss will fight till the very end!

Su was not so unsympathetic. She did give me a word of advice: "Enemy is like a spring. If you are strong, then he will be weak."

Early on Monday morning, after being inspired by Su words, I had clear up fromthose unhappy mood. So, I proudly marched in and sat in the President's office.

He needed to attend regular meetings and listen to subordinates' report. After the hectic morning is over, he quietly sat down and began to read reports. However, I manage to pick up some internal issues, so I took out my mobile phone and started playing snake eat beans.

"Damn, I'm going to clear this level!" After last week's overload, my phone was seriously worned out and now it had crashed.

President looked up and handed me a note while saying: "Ms Guan, please help me call this number."

I took the paper with suspicious look. I wanted to asked who to call and what to say however he gave me an attitude look indicating, 'you don't need to know' and continued with his work.

I called a few times without any success. I said: "President, no one answered."

He replied: "Call until you get through."

I feel bored but continued to redial. Still no one is picking up the call. I began to wonder, if maybe the number belongs to the yellow dress lady who dumped him. Suddenly I found him leaning against the window and somehow laughing at me for no reason. Because his back was toward the sun, hence, his face was hidden in a shadow. But the phone on his hands was flashing and reflecting towards his face with a layer of eerie blue.

I was startled and stammered: "This is... your phone number?"

He said: "I just wanted to prove how bored you are."

I realized that while waiting for the call to get connected, my fingers keep pressing at 2, 4, 8, 6 and other keys till it get numb. I felt so sad!

But still when it comes to boredom, President, you are more bored!

I cowardly went back to the sofa. A moment later, a thought came into my mind. Once again the high spirit and bold Guan Xiao Bei is back!!

I walked a few steps towards the President's desk. In front of him I seductively leer at him, 'wow' ripe of my shirt and reveal my black lacy bra of 34B cup and stared at him. Then, he under my beauty and powerful counterattack, was totally defeated. Well, all men are hungry like a wolf.

Well, of course this happened only in my imagination.

This is what I read from the internet, '100 Tips to Control your Evil Boss'. In the no. 99th tip, when you are fed up with your boss, then use this matter. In a normal situation, if your boss is not a too extremely hungry wolf, he will realize that he had forced you into such a situation. Then he will reflect on his actions and behavior.