3 years for this ripoff

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To celebrate this AU, here's the plot with salty flavored confetti (suddenly, it got labels due to HOPE and DREAM). Plot may have built up as I go:

-INSIDE THE GAME-

Player falls down and meets Flowey. Flowey tricks player with same tutorial until knocked by a bone. Sans greets you, wearing the same, same clothes, but with a slight difference on the shirt. You follow Sans. You fight Mad Dummy for your tough start of the journey. Roughins and puzzles guided by The Great Papyrus, red scarf, same blue and yellow underwear, pastel yellow boots. Gives hints about Undyne's plans. You get a QUIZ in the ruins by Mettaton, rectangle appearance then EX. Quiz is stopped by Sans. You arrive to Bomeski. You nap. You take spaghetti with both type of tomato sauces. You get a story about how merciless it was at past because of Gerson Boom [this is where I start to develop the AU more today]. 

You go downstairs and they follow. Sans and Papyrus worry about you leaving. You reach the door. As transition begins, it stops by Sans and Papyrus desperately wanting you to stay. They suddenly become mind controlled, reveal their turtleneck sweaters saying "PUNK REQUIRED", and fights you to stay, yet they are kept in character. They no longer damage you once low. You escape by the power of mercy. 

You exit and enter Snowdin. Toriel tries to fight you, wearing a thick purple nightrobe and blue clogs. She no longer damages you once low. Battle stops by a heartwarming Asgore. Asgore tours you through Snowdin. Asgore fends off tough enemies once low HP. You fight the Furury Caninious (Furry + Fury , Canine + Serious) on each area. Tour stops at long spiky bridge by a silhouette figure. Silhouette figure spears down the bridge. You try not to touch the spears that are stuck. 

You reach Snowdin Town, but not Toriel and Asgore. You buy unhelpful items that either increase or decrease stats. You fight Lesser Dog. You hang out with the Furury Caninious  for more information at Grillby's. Instead of the house and garage of Sans and Papyrus, it's a center for amalgamates. 

You reach Waterfall. Toriel takes you to Snowdinn. Your HP doubles to 40. The max is 100 if slept 5 times. Monster Kid is not here. Toriel fends off tough enemies once low HP. You reach Onionsan. Onionsan tells secrets [thanks, deltarune]. Shyren and Monster Kid try to fight you. No longer attacks once low HP. You say goodbye to Toriel as she carries you to the top of the steep ledge. Alphys tries to stop you. You dodge Alphys' tasers as you flee. 

You reach the end of the area to enter Hotland. Sign says "PUNK REQUIRED". Sans and Papyrus are seen staring on the sentry instead of Toriel. Alphys runs out of taser shots. Instead of the water cooler, it's Sans and Papyrus staring. Sans and Papyrus are hired to be royal guards. You walk one step near the lab entrance and dodge Undyne's security missiles. Alphys follows you as you walk into her lab with her empty taser. Napstablook appears by using his "Sharp Tear Damage" and tries to fight you. Once low HP, Alphys hits almost all of your HP as she finally tases you with a few damage. 

Alphys drags you slowly to the other side of the lab and kicks you out. After a few seconds of watching the player's sprite position playing dead, she comes back and tosses an upgraded CELL PHONE bonked on your head, waking you up. You get up and the CELL PHONE is instantly in your inventory, able to receive UnderNet posts from Toriel, Asgore, Sans, and Papyrus [yay, more annoying abrupts by the power of dialogue and personality!] You restore your HP with a SAVE Point and steam jump your way. 

You end up in Napstablook teaching you how to make music with the DJ turntable setup. You amaze Napstablook, he decreases your HP by crying giant sharp tears and disappears as it flows.

 You reach the L2 elevator and go to R2, meeting Sans and Papyrus by the sentry with determined Vulkin and Tsundereplane trying to eat Sans' hot dogs without ripping it to shreds since Papyrus told them it'll hurt his feelings. Sans offers hot dogs for 25G, while Papyrus already commented about the pasta he gave you from the beginning (bonus! If you ate it right away, he gives you another and tells you to be careful! Extra dialogues will be given once i'm done celebrating/this day passes). 

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