The Most Randomness Things

Ugh

"Oh you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.

You can keep your bowlers black 
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.

There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor 
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;

You might belong in Hufflepuff  
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;

Or yet in wise old  Ravenclaw
if you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;

Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!"

- The Sorting Hat  

I am starting to highly resent Pottermore.com because it is WRONG. 

When I first took the Sorting House Quiz, I was crossing my fingers that I would get Slytherin.

But then I got Ravenclaw four times. 

And i'm like, surely I'll a Phoenix feather wand,

But then I got Dragon heart string wand two times. 

By the time I got to my patronous, I was seething disappointment, I got a swallow and a piebald stallion. 

Really? A small, common bird, and a horse? 

Kill me now, right?

Now, before Ravenclaw people attack me, I did deep research on my house, and I became really proud of it, I mean, Luna Lovegood is pretty awesome, crazy, but awesome, and a stallion is ok, and a swallow means peace or something, right? I came to terms with the wand thing. At least my wand was long, like 12 inches or something. 

But i just took the tests again, because I was curious. 

And now I'm furious. 

Because I got ... Oh for love of all things unholy , I don't know if I can do this, it causes me physical pain to type this, and extreme nausea , but I have to say it, I got ....

Gryffindor.

I'm gonna puke. 

Pottermore. Is. WRONG.

It has to be.

Because Gryffindor is stupid. 

It's made up of a bunch of brave idiots.  And most of the Harry Potter characters shouldn't be in Griffindor. Like Hermione Granger should have been in Ravenclaw, Ron Weasley should have been in Hufflepuff, and Harry Potter could have been in either Slytherin or Griffindor. I mean, the only Gryffindors I truly respect are Fred and George Weasley. The twins are my favorite characters, and they always will be.

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