Jan. 04. 18

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Dude, I told you to bring the pizza, where are you?

I think you have the wrong number sweetheart"

Oh

Yeah

Do you have pizza?

No?

Then you're useless

Huh? This how you treat handsome strangers?

You are-

Bitches I've got pizza

Later, pizza boy

"Bye sweetheart"

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