Never drinking again
Good Afternoon sunshine
Afternoon?
Yup, its 3:16pm
Sweetheart, my head hurts.
Oh, my poor baby. Suck it up babe, no body told you to drink.
You said to enjoy myself
That doesn't mean you should get drunk
Well it does for me. Be more specific next time.
How did you get home last night? Its still a mystery to me.
My car is in the driveway, so I guess, I drove my self.
Drunk driving is not a good thing Ryder. You could have hurt innocent people or worse yourself.
I know, I know, Sweetheart. I was too drunk to think rationally and I'm sorry.
Good now go to your room and think about what you have done.
You would make a good mother.
I know right. I would slay
Anyways, so what did I say in the phone call last night.
You proclaimed you undying love for me and how much you dying to see me.
What really happened?
Are you saying I'm not lovable
Sweetheart, I love you but I don't love love you, you get me.
The children slayer was kidding
The children slayer?
Problem?
No ma'am
Good.
So what really happened?
I sang you a song.
Thats it?
My version was nicer though, I should be called the children slayer/soloist/storyteller
Sure sweetheart. Whatever makes you sleep at night.
Gotta go pizza boy. This conversation isn't over.
Sure it isn't. Sweetheart.
YOU ARE READING
His Sweetheart
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