Incoming call
Depressed son
Milk or eggnog
I sent you to the supermarket 3 days ago.
I'm here now, so, milk or eggnog
Milk. Darling I think its time you get over this little heartbreak of yours
Mom, I am not heartbroken.
Honey, you haven't showered or shaved in a week and the last time you showered, Regina hosed you on the lawn, when you came to visit.
I'm fine, I promise
Ryder Krel Black, do not lie to your mother.
Mom, I'm 20. And can you stop calling me by my full name, its annoying.
I gave birth to you, you are forever six in my eyes and whats her name?
There is no girl.
Ryder, I'm your mother, I know when you are in love plus Regina told me.
Rebecca, she is small and has the most beautiful blonde and when she is nervous she bite her nails and she can talk sarcasm fluently, she is witty and fun. She rolls her eyes at everything and can beat you black and blue with a spoon.
She sounds lovely, now drop the milk off at my house, then go take a shower you big ball of germs, get a hair cut because you are turning into Rapunzel and I don't want a son with a man bun, then go surprise her. Now go make mama proud
Mo-
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His Sweetheart
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