The Living Water

Chapter 23: A Sharingan Gives You A Sensei

I feel like an idiot because I couldn't remember how to fucking spell sensei right. I've been spelling it wrong the whole time but no one bothered to tell me!

Have any of you watched True Love, True Lies? Omg, that show is daebak! I'm totally voting for Jack and Luke, their gayness is so blinding but I love it!

Okay I'll go now, enjoy.
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"Uhm Hewia? What's going on with your eyes?!" Naruto yells.

I give him a confused look and unconsciously touch my eyes even though I can't see them. I look at the rest to see that they all have the same expressions as him.

"What?" I ask them but all I get gape mouths and bewildered looks.

"Amazing!" Blondie yells, "it's just like Sasuke's when he got his! Two dots!"

I look at him like he grew an extra eye, "What are you talking about? Did you eat something bad?"

Tsunade sighs and removes something from under her desk, "Unbelievable". She holds me a small mirror which I rudely grab.

I aspect my eyes to see...a sharingan?! Since when did I get that?

"Where did you get the sharingan from?"

"The men guarding the gate said that they saw you with it."

Oh my god! I have a freaking sharingan but this shouldn't be impossible, right? I mean my dad didn't have it when he met my mom so I couldn't be able to have it. Oh my...this is so cool!! I get to rub it into my father's face!

Nice eyes, tomato!

'Shut up'

Oh, don't be so bitter. No one likes bitter vegetables! Ha.

'I wish I could punch you!'

You can but I won't let you.

"How?" Sakura whispers. Yeah, ask me because I'm not as clueless as you.

"It doesn't matter how. What matters is that it got activated when she tried to kill Granny-Tsunade!" Naruto laughs like it was that funny but it wasn't because she's glaring at me.

I turn my attention back to my reflection on the mirror trying to act like the Hokage's glare won't kill me. My eyes were pretty cool but a bit scary, it was colored blood red with two dots in it. My dad didn't tell me much about the Sharingan's stages but it is obvious that I am on the first one, it kinda makes me feel mature and grown up, like I can do anything.

The world is doomed.

'Huh?' He better not be talking nonsense again.

You heard me. Shisui and I knew you would be a powerful shinobi as soon as you could walk. With your never-ending chakra, your mother and father training you at a young age, you were a force to reckon with. But now you have the sharingan, whether it be a first stage or last, you could easily get over the world. Plus now you have me by your side, I and you can take over this place!

He ended it with an evil laugh, but I know he is right. I mean with what he did with Inochi the last time they met it was obvious that Baka was powerful. Maybe we can take over this world.

"Oh my. What's with the creepy smile?" Shizune asks and her pig nods?

"Oh, nothing". I sugar coat with a too sweet smile. "So, we have come to an agreement that I can be a part of the mission". It wasn't even a question.

"You threw a fucking kunai at me!" Tsunade screams.

"Don't see it like that, Hokage. See it as a promise that I can look after myself and I never take no as an answer". I smirked.

She just groans and turns back on to her sit. "You need a mentor". Huh? Did I hear that right, I was about to ask before she continues, "Someone who can help you train for this mission and help you control your sharingan".

"Well, I don't want one. I'm trained enough and I can control a mere sharingan".

"You will get one! Sharingan consumes a lot of chakras, you need to learn how to infuse that amount of chakra. You also need to learn techniques, I am very aware that your parents might have trained you very well but you need to mention your training and learn new jutsu. Please just let me have this one argument for the win, I'm already letting you go to a mission".

She sounds so tired, and I just realized that I might have been a bit too stubborn with her. The only people we can handle my stubbornness are my parents but normal people like her don't stand a chance. So I'll let her have this one, plus she is right about me learning new techniques maybe someone can help me learn the ones my dad didn't know. And Sharingan does consume a lot of chakras that I know for a fact, even though my chakra may never run out as a normal shinobi would in a battle it would still suck about half of my energy.

"Yeah, okay. I'll get the mentor, " I see her smile at that and I smile too. "So who do you have in mind?"

"Oh, you already know him. He's on his way right now". She chirps.

I smile, maybe it's Inochi. I like him a lot and he seems like a powerful man, maybe I can bribe him into teaching me his mind control tricks. But why do I feel a sense of dread? I have this bad feeling in my gut...

"You called for me Lady Tsunade?" Comes a suspiciously familiar voice. I turn my head towards the Hokage's window to see him.

Oh for fuck sake.

It turns towards me and straight up the bat sends me a cold glare while jumping from the window into the room. Who enters into a place like that?

"Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto questions

"Oh, Naruto! Sakura! How's it going?" It laughs?

"Don't hows it going me! Why didn't you visit me when I got back? Huh?!"

"Oh, did you leave? I didn't even notice."
Ouch, I felt that for the poor kid.

"Heiwa, "I turn to the Hokage. "Meet your new sensei." she ounces. Huh?

Huh?!

My eyes widen, I feel the room go cold, my body is tense. I'm pretty sure Kakashi feels the same way too.

"What the HELL?!" Everyone expects the witch herself- who by the way is smirking with amusement- yells.

Kakashi and I face each other as if to make sure that we heard right and she wasn't talking about someone else.

For fuck's sakes!!

"Oh hell no!" We say together.

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Author- chan^^

Ha! I love a plot twist even though I didn't expect that to happen too. I feel like I just caused World War lll to blow up in my book!

Just a weird thought.~~ Who here wants a Baka's pov, I mean just imagine how sickeningly cool stupid and funny it would be if we saw things from his point of view. Just saying😉. Comment on what yall think...

Luv ya nekos 😻