Ways to annoy people

Elevator

1) make a farting noise and blame it on the person next to you.

2) press all,the buttons so you have to go all the way up then all the way down.

3) take your own chair in to sit in the middle of the elevator.

4) draw a circle around yourself and say personal space people.

5) Give the person next to you a note that says I love you and shout I can't hold it in anymore I know we only just met but I love you to the moon and back.

6) When people walk through the door say I've been expecting you.

7) Pretend to fall asleep on someone's foot.

8) When people walk in say I bet your wondering why I brought you here.

9) Drop a pen when someone goes to pick it up shout that's mine you thief.

10) Ask if you can press the button for them then press the wrong one.