imessage ; tyrus

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cyrus:
y'all ever yeet a y'all and skeet that ye ye right into an eskitit, yes ma'am

tj:
i feel that on a personal level

cyrus:
i'm glad

tj:
send nudes

cyrus:
IM CHOKINFR

tj:

cyrus:
i hope you're not serious

tj:

cyrus:
what am i gonna do with you smh my head times 20

tj:
my condolences

cyrus:
thank you

tj:
soooooo tell me about yourself

cyrus:
i'm a bad bitch

cyrus:
you can't kill me

tj:
no like seriously tell me about yourself

cyrus:
ugh i don't know i'm not an interesting person

cyrus:
what would you like to know?

tj:
anything. just start talking bud

cyrus:
i like documentary's and my two pals buffy and andi are pretty cool as well. my favorite class is science bc i love doing labs although sometimes i don't know what i'm doing but buffy is in my class and she makes it fun. i love baby taters and sometimes i dip it in my milkshake bc buffy (again) showed me about that and it was magical. i'm not very good at riding bikes or sports in general but i try my best. i like to hang out at the park by myself and swing bc it calms me down when i'm sad and looking like boo boo the fool. i can make a mean pancake (practically world famous) AND sometimes when i make them for my pals i put chocolate chips in them and make it into a smiley face bc i love my friends and it makes them laugh and the sound of their laughs makes my heart SINNNNNGGGGGG. also fun fact i'm an only child and my parents are divorced so every week i'm at a new house. it's hard but i manage bc i love my family n they love me :)) sometimes in the middle of the night i listen to classical music when i can't fall asleep. it calms me down bc i have insomnia which makes my head go all like ahwjfkcososjcnxnzbabfbf dnfjfkeieie djkdkdid on me so i can't sleep bc it's throwing up. but when i turn on some mozart my brain gets litty titty and it's like that was a great c minor chord. i'm also wearing dino jammies right now and i'm not even ashamed about it bc they are soft as frick and did i mention they are footie pajamas so my tootsies don't get cold in the middle of the night. ya i'm a big ol baby but i'm a proud baby. that's enough about me now. your turn

tj:
oh wow. that was a roller coaster of events, but it was a fun ride. anyways i have one sister, her name is amber and she's annoying but i also love her with my whole heart *uwu for days* i love basketball and my name is trey. i play point guard, i got shoe game. i'm actually captain of the basketball team at my school. my favorite game to play is dance dance revolution and the one i'm the BEST AT (i get a perfect score every time) is 99 red balloons. i have a lil pet hamster named carl after carl wheezer bc he's my favorite character in jimmy neutron. he's best friends with my cat, whose name is oswald, which amber named after the octopus. i love eating straight up iceberg lettuce. sometimes i share it with carl if he's being a good boy. he also fills my heart with many uwu's. he's got a HUGE cage with many add ons. one room he's got a little swimming pool in it so he can take baths. he's got a lot of lil tunnels too. he loves those. i hate anything orange flavored, but i love oranges. mostly anything that's orange flavored tastes like medicine to me. i have a weird thing for flowers. my favorite flower is a foxglove cuz they remind me of little bells and that reminds me of the polar express n i love christmas time bc i love my family uwu. also amber and i love making hot choclate together and then watching chrysler movies and warming up by the fire.

cyrus:
well now im uwuing for days bc of you

tj: