oneshots | myg ☒

glasses

i couldn't find my contacts and now i had to wear glasses for the meantime.
i went my drawer and took it out.

"stop wearing those glasses, it makes you look ugly" you stated as you looked at me.

i took off my glasses and looked at you.

"how about you see yourself in the mirror. who's the most ugly now?" i fired back as i took a seat.

"i think i'm beautiful unlike you" you glared at me.

"i can't hear you" i blocked my ears.

"only idiots cover their ears because they are so wimpy" you yanked away my hands.

"watch your profanities, you fucker"

"i guess you should watch yourself too, bitch" you folded your arms.

"bitch is a female dog. dogs bark. barks are found in trees. trees is from nature. nature is beautiful like me" i grinned.

you went silent for a while, while uttering some gibberish.

"ha, guess who had won now" i snickered as i put back on my glasses.

you looked at me and put a strand of hair behind my ear.
"look, i'm sorry ok. you do look beautiful in those glasses" you started.

i was taken aback.

"but can you please take those glasses off because you look nerdy with it and i don't want you to spoil my reputation" you continued with a pout.

my eyes widened and slapped your chest playfully.

"what the" you smiled like an idiot.

"k fine i forgive you" i took off my glasses and now my vision became blurry again.

you looked at me and grabbed my glasses. you put it back on.
"why?" i asked.

"just wear those so you can see how beautiful i am" you held my hands.

i sighed dramatically and patted your head.
i got up and began searching for my contacts.

"uh, i think you sat on it" i looked back and saw my contacts on the couch.

i went to it and examined it.
"huh?" it was a blue colored contacts which means its not mine.

"i think it's yours" i left the scene and you cried.

"where else could it be other than my room" i thought to myself.

one of my brain cells suddenly got an idea.
"the bathroom" i went there and found it laying peacefully on top of the sink.

i grabbed it and put it on. i kept my glasses back.

i cheered on my way back to you.
but i saw you wearing sun glasses in the house.

"why are you wearing those?" and as expected, a pick up line left your mouth.

"because your beauty is blinding me" you dramatically fall before me.

"oh please, don't flatter yourself" i chuckled.

[a/n: i will currently be on hiatus because it's christmas. so bye:)]