𝙺𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝙱𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 || Food Wars

□¦¦ a stalker's recipe

Amidst the dimly lit room, also branded as the habitat of the majestic creature brought down by the heavens renowned as the ambivert, a mop of messy dark hair stuck out of a small lump on the covers of the supposedly bed-like bed in every other room a normal person would enter. The poor lighting inside the room in a state of disarray allowed anyone to easily spot the luminosity coming from the small laptop screen.

Shining hazel-coloured orbs reflected the radiance from the laptop screen, names and pictures of physically attractive male her age shown from the device. The only sound that could be perceived was the calm ticking of the clock, the gentle ruffling covers of the bed, the occasional click from the keyboard, and the mood-ruining maniacal laugh from an obsessed stalker that sounds more like-

"Bwahahahahaha!"

-that.

Without a doubt, we can all agree that this story started with a weird narration right of the bat, a phrase which means instantly. Another example with the use of the phrase in a sentence would be: Readers fond of reading Lemony Snicket's "A Series of Unfortunate Events" have noticed right of the bat that the author of this book imitated Lemony's style of writing.

As our undoubtedly nut crackers main protagonist continued laughing her notorious chortle while embracing her inner Bokuto Kotaro and Kuroo Tetsuro, the vibration from her currently ringing phone ruined her... moment.

The awkwardly interrupted Chuunibyo- infected student ceased her uncanny actions from the very beginning as she remained in her odd position, both of her hands raised up in a clawing manner and her right foot placed on top of the small mountain of pillows. The blanket hanging on her head slowly slid down to the cold wooden floor, producing little to none sound, not helping the already thickening unsettling atmosphere. There was also the fact that the mobile device continued ringing and vibrating until it fell to the floor with a small thud.

Before we can continue on with the story, it would be highly significant to explain what the term "Chuunibyo" means since the word would show up quite a lot throughout the story. Chuunibyo is a Japanese term which means eight grader syndrome. Just from hearing that translation may seem vague and odd. To explain further Chuunibyo is used to refer to people, more commonly found on students ranging from thirteen to sixteen, who acts like they have magical or godly powers that they have likely gotten from watching fantasy shows. A number of you might have already known what the word meant, either because you watched an anime with a character having the so-called syndrome, or you have encountered one yourself. It is also possible that you're also infected with Chuunibyo; you might just not know.

Let's go back to the story, shall we?

"How dare you interrupt the White Death!?" She whined upon picking up the device and dejectedly dropping to her knees.

The upcoming first year high school student remained still in her position as she had realized that nobody had responded from the other line and the sound of the ringtone still filled the poorly illuminated room.

She then realized that she had picked up the scientific calculator, one of her currently stalking senpais owned. After realizing her mistake, she carefully placed the treasured item back in her "Cute Boys I Stalk Stuff I DID NOT Steal" shrine. We can obviously agree that the shrine needs a better name.

"No one saw that." Shinkotsune Risuko mumbled to no one in particular after coughing stiltedly, her phone now in hand. It was undeniable that the ebony haired girl has the first symptom of Chuunibyo: insanity. It was highly noticeable from the fact she suddenly laughed maniacally for no-good reason and she was talking as if there was someone else inside her room.

"Who dares interrupt the White Death?!" She exclaimed through the phone, making sure that her voice was ear-splitting enough for the mere mortal from the other line.

"White Death-sama, this is Blood Murderer speaking." Another indubitably mentally ill child responded, "Please forgive me for rudely interrupting your rest after leaving the Sixth Dimension of the Phantoms."

"Apology accepted , loyal disciple." Shinkotsune Risuko sat down on her bed, draping the once dropped blanket on her shoulders, "So made you perform a summon call? Could it be that there's a new release for Boku no Hero Academia or did you find another good Yaoi doujin?"

"I am very sorry to say that both are not the case, my lord." The still-not-named caller politely answered, "I would like to inform that there has been news that there would be a new transfer student coming."

"Oh?" Ears perking up, a mischievous smile formed on her slightly chapped lips, "I reckon you're not telling me this for no good reason."

"Hai. I'll send the Magic Scroll of Information in your Treasure Life-Giving Machine." The seemingly respectful disciple stated.

Hearing enough, the White Death ended the "summon call", pressing the end call button with a tap of her slender, feminine index finger.

Upon placing the mobile device on the nightstand, the short notification sound was produced by her Treasure Life-Giving Machine, also known as the laptop for normal human beings. Assuming that "Blood Murderer" had sent the "Magic Scroll of Information", the raven haired teen opened the notification that had popped up in the screen.

Another sign of Chuunibyo is giving of names/nicknames to almost everything he/she touches. Chuunibyo comes in different forms and it has different types. It also has different signs of each type but those two signs are the most common.

Confirming that it was sent by her loyal disciple, a wide grin formed in her lips, showing off her white canines. It was evident that her disciple had done a terrific job for her.

Attached to the file was an image of a red haired male with captivating golden yellow orbs and a very noticeable scar on his left eyebrow, adding a cooler-appeal to his seemingly typical stereotype shounen main character look. The way his slightly tanned skin contrasted with his bright red hair and gleaming golden eyes was mwah, perfection, and the adorable carefree smile adorning his thin lips reflected that he would be another dense harem main character, easy to tail.

An obnoxious chuckle left the stalker's lips as her eyes shone with glee upon finding a new cute boy to stalk, bug, stalk, mentally marry, stalk, and stalk.

Cute Boy Stalking Target no. 212

Yukihira Soma

"New target...

acquired."

And so, another kidnapping case for the cops has begun.

A/N: I don't own Shokugeki no Soma (If I did, there would be more ecchi scenes with the guys than the girls).

There would be some curses and maybe grammatical errors. You know the drill in almost all of the fanfic books. This isn't a yandere story by the way.

Also, I wanna thank vv_xiii for helping me with the plot. Go check out her books. She's actually a better writer than me.