Alex- Aye Carlos is in town
Chris- DAAAA BOOOIIIIII
Is it just me or Chris can make me call him dadd- HSHSKAFGWHQHW
(A/N: I'm not committing any sins unless you guys want me too. But I ain't gone be too, DAMN BAD. It ain't gone be kNoW UgH DaDdYyYyY or some shit but it'll be something weird.)
Dylan- CARLOS HAHSJDKKEURGRH
Alex- yeah you know him
Dylan- BITCH I LOVE HIM MORE THAN I LOVE CHRI—
Chris- - wait what bitch
Dylan- I was going to say... more than I love Chrissy Teagan hehehehehe
Chris- you better have
Wheeew close one...
But I was friends with CARLOS before I was friends with CHRIS sooooooo.
We went and got to Carlos's hotel room and once I saw him I jumped into a hug with my legs wrapped around his waist. What he's my fucking best friend?
Carlos- DAYUMMMM DYLAN GET OFF ME YOU FAT WHORE!
Dylan- BuT YoU lIkE iT DaDdY!
Alex and Chris- BITCH WHETTTT?
Ok so me and Carlos always talk to each other and do shit like that. I know I'm 19 and he's 17 so it makes me seem like a child molester.😂😂😂.
(A/N: yeah I added an offensive joke sue me, bitch and I know he's not seventeen but like, in this story he is, and Alex and Chris are eight teen.)
I planted a wet kiss on his forehead and laughed. He was SHOOKETH. But to be honest I only did it because Chris and Alex would be confused.
Carlos- DYLLY CHILL THE FUCK OUT! I'M LIVE YOU FUCKING-
Dylan- BAD ASS BITCH!
Carlos hates when I did it which was funny.
Alex and Chris- you guys are weird as fuck!
I busted out laughing, I think I cackled like doctor doofenshmerts on phineas and ferb. Everyone was weirded out as to why I kissed Carlos. But I cackled and RAN with Carlos's phone. I locked myself in the bathroom, and talked to his supporters.
Dylan- Awwh are you guys dating! No!
Dylan- I SHIP IT! Well you should stop. Because we always play around like this.
Carlos- BABYGIRL GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE RIGHT THE FUCL NOW!
Dylan- NO THANK YOU!
Carlos- COME ON BABY GIVE IT BACK!
Dylan- OK WELL BYE GUYS HE'll GO LIVE WHEN I GIVE HIM HIS PHONE!
I ended the live and then changed his bio on insta to...
PROFESSIONAL DICK SUCKER🍆 💦 💦.
And gave him his phone back cheesing.
Alex- bro... Your a Professional Dick sucker.
Ok I gave in to cheesing and started laughing. Really hard I got up to hug Alex and Chris because why the fuck not. Oh right because Carlos was about to get mad. Like really mad. I went and started talking to Christopher and Alex.
Dylan- Chris Alex can I go behind you!
Chris and Alex - why!
Dylan- Because Carly is about to explode.
Carlos- DYLLY, BABYGIRL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!
He was really mad kinda like Archie on riverdale.
He pushed his way through Alex and Chris and picked me up slammed me against the wall and took my phone.
Dylan- HEYYY CARLY THAT FUCKING HURT.
*Carlos's POV*
I ran with Dylan's phone into the bathroom and changed her bio to
Professional Pussy eater 🍑🍑💦💧
Ok I know mine was worse than what she put but I don't care. She quickly unlocked the door with a Bobby pin and got her phone from me. I saw she changed it back to whatever it was before. Christopher, Alex and I were laughing hard because of what just happened.
Alex- why you guys talk to each other like that.
Carlos and Dylan- Because we do it's weird. HEY BABY STOP COPYING ME! OH MY FUCKING GOD!STOP IT BITCH!
*Dylans POV*
We started talking after me and Carlos were done copying each other he went live again. So I got up sat on his lap and kissed his cheek. hehehe I'm so evil. But instead of calling me a Bitch he sat up and started ranting.
Carlos- Dylly I love you but no you have to stop it okay I know I'm sexy as hell and can get all the ladies but ion want you!
I died laughing and punched him.
Dylan- what ladies because apparently your still a professional dick sucker.
After we all stopped laughing I laid my head on Carlos's lap and slowly went to sleep.
(A/N: I want a friendship like that! Omfg there best friend goals!)
