Doppio eats a bag of chips (NOW WITH PART 2)

Doppio eats a bag of chips

Hewwo, I am vinegar doppio Im just your average everyday girlboy , but I have a secret, I don't pay my taxes. I am currently committing tax evasion because I'm the underboss of a crime syndicate that sells illegal substances and opperates casinos all over italynaplees. But don't tell anyone, because I don't want to go to jail and gosh darn I love my job.  

But being the second command to (NAME OMITTED) is tough work. so i called my boss and told him to fuck off so i could have a vacation, and now I'm having a vacation.My boss is great. 

I decided to go to the store to buy a bag of chips, but the store was closed it is wednesday. Oh well, so then I went to a vending machine and inserted 1 italian money and I it the buttons for chips, but I didn't get my chips. 

"Aw man."  I said out loud and then walked away, dejected. but then my phone started ringing. 

I pick it up, but some bitch was yelling at me because she said that it was actually her baby, silly woman, phones are not babies.

"Hewwo, moushi moushi bossu-chan"

"Doppio, it's me your boss, you need to get those chips,or else I die"

"Oh no!" I shouted! I put my phone away and go back to the machine. the bag of chips was still suspended. So I vandalized it, I want to respect public property and the workers who had to make it, but bossu chan is more important. I break the glass and take the chips that are rightfully mine.

and I take some candy too because im a sweet boy :>

I pick up my new phone because my old one mysteriously crawled away. 

"Hello boss, I got the goods" 

"Yes.... yes... you've done well my precious doppio, I want you to eat them in my honor."

"B-but bossu I thought you needed them?"

"Yes, eat them or I die,"

Well, It's not my place to question bossu-chan's logic. So I peel open the wrapping and inhale the chip smell, sweet cheese dust, yumm. then I take a chip and eat it, I'm still on the phone btw

"Yess....yesss.. doppio... this is the correct flavor... continue to eat chips."

"Okay" I said. So I ate a few more chips then went home, the end.