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analgorl: bakUGOOOOO

boltTHEdog: SKSKAK WHY IS MINAS NAME ANAL GORL

stickydicky: i can ask you why yours is bolt THE dog Kami

boltTHEdog: we both have a lightning strike you don't understand ;(((

rockhard: what is this and who is stickydicky?!1!1!!1!1

analgorl: where the fuck have you been Eijirou Kirishima and where the FUCK is Bakugo

analgorl: oh and that's Sero ignore him but again where's Bakugo

rockhard: uhhHhhhhh why would i know where Bakugo pshh it's not like i'm with him or anything

rockhard: and anal?

analgorl: only Tsu would understand BUT I KNOW YOURE WITH HIM BECAUSE SNAPCHAT MAPS SAYS YOURE TOGETHER

rockhard: uhhhHHHHH my phones at his dorm i forgot it there?

rockhard: yea that's right i forgot my phone in his dorm

stickydicky: not to be that person Kiri, but you're texting us, from your phone, that says you're at Bakugos...

boltTHEdog: HAMMFIWNOCMWO YALL FUCKIN??? IDOSNCIE GAY

BakugoKatsuki: CAN ALL OF YOU SHHUT THE FUCKUP IM TRYING TO SLEeP A LOT HAPPENEDCJMDKCM

analgorl: okay loser why is your username just your full name >:(

BakugoKatsuki: why the fuck dO YOU CARE

analgorl: because

stickydicky: becuz

boltTHEdog: bcz

rockhard: b

bigdick: fuck all of you

analgorl: SKXKWKOXNWI WHAT

boltTHEdog: skidIDNWKCIWNFK

stickydicky:

rockhard: ʰᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʷʳᵒⁿᵍ

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rockhard: ʰᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʷʳᵒⁿᵍ...

analgorl: KIRISHIMA EICMWOND WHY

analgorl: anyways now that i have bakugos attention

analgorl: uhhumm

analgorl: you're all coming to my house tomorrow (yes my actual home since there's no school and i don't want to do it in the dorms) you have no choice it's my birthday so bring a present and for every person who doesn't bring one

analgorl: i'll shove a piece of candy down Bakugos throat and turn him into a human piñata

bigdick: WHY ME WHAT THE FUCKSJCNOWNC

analgorl: because you're mean to me >:(

stickydicky: is it just us or the whole class?

analgorl: everyone except Mineta

boltTHEdog: okay yea that's understandable

stickydicky: YOU COULD INVITE MONOMA FOR ALL I CARE JUST MAKE SURE THAT GRAPE BOY DOESNT COME DMKSMD

rockhard: are you sure everyone else is a good idea..

analgorl: is there a problem Kiri?

rockhard: NO IM NOT SAYING THERES A PROBLEM it's just Uraraka has been acting super weird around Bakugo since Todoroki and Midoriya got together,,,,

analgorl: i mean yea

stickydicky: okay i understand what you're saying there

boltTHEdog: ILL BEAT A BITCHES ASS IF THEY WANNA SPLIT UP MY OTP WMJDOWMC NOT FAIR

bigdick: wait i'm lost what

analgorl: MISSION KEEP URARAKA AWAY FROM BAKUGO IS A GO BOIS

boltTHEdog: GO

bigdick: WAIT WHATS HAPPENING

stickydicky: AUTOBOTS MOVE OUT

bigdick: WHDUWNCI WHAT

rockhard: shhh Bakubabe go back to sleep

bigdick: what no i'm not goingidckenckwnofmeociekcoke

rockhard: i took bakugos phone so if i die you know why

stickydicky: it's fine you'll be okay

boltTHEdog: uhHHHHhh my dorm is down the hall from Bakugos and i think i just heard an explosion skkdkwkdkw

stickydicky: WELO that's my cue to go to bed before Aizawa comes

stickydicky: GOOOOODNIGHT

boltTHEdog: UHHH GOTTA GO I CAN HEAR AIZAWA NOW

analgorl: u guys r dumb

this is a shitty first chapter :() uhhh i plan on updating almost everyday but idk how that will go with school and work. have fun kids

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