meme bois (bakusquad)

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rockhard: uh guys i have a slight problemo

stickydicky: what did you do now Kirishima

rockhard: ITS NOT MY FAULT IT WAS BAKUGOS SKWNCOEN

bigdick: DONT PUT THIS ON MY YOU DIDNT READ THE DIRECTIONS EITHER

boltTHEdog: is there a vibrator stuck in your ass or something

analgorl: STOP COMING FOR MY BRAND SKSKSM

rockhard: NO THERE IS NOT A VIBRATOR STUCK IN MY ASS

rockhard: ANYWAYS, you guys know how i dye my hair

stickydicky: yea

analgorl: ye

rockhard: well the color is starting to fade so i thought it'd be a good idea to dye it again so i called bakugo over because i wanted to get it done before Minas party

analgorl: right..

stickydicky: i don't like where this is going

rockhard: i had him go to the store when he was on his way so we didn't have to waste more time and he offered to dye it to make sure i got all of my hair

analgorl: can you get to the point please

rockhard: basically my hair is pink

rockhard: like a very vibrant hot pink

analgorl: YOURE KIDDING RIGHT

stickydicky: FHIWNDIEN THERES NO WAY

analgorl: IT CANNOT BE THAT BAD RIIGJT

analgorl: PLEASE SAY ITS A JOKE BECAUSE IM WHEEZING

rockhard: it's not a joke...

bigdick: HE TOLD ME WHERE IT WOULD BE AND IT TOOK ME FOREVER YO FIND IT ANYWAYS SO I GRABBED THR FIRST ONE I SAW

stickydicky: PDNSJCJEI WE CAN CALL YOU LAVAGIRL NOW DKWMXI

analgorl: SERO YOURE A FUCKING GENUIS

rockhard: GUYS THIS ISNT FUNNY

rockhard: also where Kami

analgorl: beating his dick probably

boltTHEdog: remember the whole vibrator in the ass thing

analgorl: yes

stickydicky: yea?

rockhard: Kami no

bigdick: YOURRE THE DUMBASS NOW DUNCE FACE

boltTHEdog: hahha just kidding why would i ever do that it's not like i'm gay or anything hahahahah

stickydicky: Denki Kaminari we are literally dating

stickydicky: two males

stickydicky: that's fucking gay

boltTHEdog: okay YEA but that's not the point

analgorl: well since everyone's done you can all come over and help me set up <3

stickydicky: yea i'll go round up all the assholes

boltTHEdog: be there soon 3>

boltTHEdog: wait how'd you do that

analgorl: you put it the wrong way you have to use <

boltTHEdog: wait i got it

boltTHEdog: Ɛ>

analgorl: what the fuck

stickydicky: ehat hte fcku

rockhard: how the fuck

bigdick: you're all losers why am i friend with you guys

boltTHEdog: Ɛ>

*time skip brought to you buy Seros sticky dicky*

"COME IN"

"Mina do you have to yell every time we come over here," Bakugo groaned as he opened the door. "Yes. Yes I do," she replied as she looked up from her bowl.

Bakugo and the other three boys slowly walked in being very careful to not knock over any of Minas neatly placed cheetah print decorations.

"Can you guys get over here already i don't know how to bake for shit and i've already messed up twice."

They all looked around to see the kitchen that looked like a war zone. Broken eggs on the floor, flour covering almost every inch of the kitchen, and Mina's cat seemed to be licking up what looked like sugar.

"Well aren't you lucky to be friends with the smartest, best looking, most powerful person you'll ever meet."

Everyone turned to look at Bakugo who's face wore an evil smirk. Subtly they all inched together having not seen Bakugo's face like that since the sports festival.

"Uhh Bakubabe what are you talking about," Kirishima asked while slowly inching behind Sero.

"I can do anything and everything like bake a stupid cake dumb hair."

Bakugo began to walk towards Mina which led her to let out a high pitched squeal.

"BAKUGO PLEASE DON'T HURT ME."

"I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU RACCOON EYES NOW GIVE ME THE BOWL."

Mina stuck the bowl she was holding out just for Bakugo to quickly snatch it away.

"Give me an hour and you'll have the best cake you've ever seen and eaten in your life," Bakugo smirked as he turned back to the ingredients in front of him.

"Should we go somewhere else," Kaminari whispered to Sero. "Yeah i think that would be the best idea as of right now, he's kinda scaring me."

"WHY ARE YOU ALL STANDING THERE STILL GO AWAY."

And of course the group ran not wanting to piss off a scary looking Bakugo.

*Another time skip brought to you by Kami's vibrator*

"Bakubro this cake is amazing," Kaminari said whole staring in awe at the beauty in front of him, slightly drooling just at the sight.

"Yeah I know I'm the best," Bakugo said while cleaning his mess and some of Mina's since she was not doing it. Plus it was Mina's birthday so he knew he couldn't be so mean to her during her "special day".

"Well now that that's out of the way and we finished decorating and finished the special surprise for everyone else, what do we do now?" Sero asked while trying to stray away from the cake he so desperately wanted to eat.

"Well it's 5:45 and I told the class to come around 6 so I guess we just wait for now," Mina said as she took the cake to put in the fridge so it wouldn't melt.

"You invited everyone except Mineta right?" Kirishima asked.

"Yea i think I got in touch with everyone so they should—" Mina's sentence was interrupted by a few knocks on the door. "Wait someone's already here!"

She ran to the door while everyone followed wondering who could've been the first to come.

Ahh this stories gonna be weird and has no point lmao.