Spiderson

Class meet my family

A/N Hey, I'm sorry I didn't post like I promised, but things are turning around I'm off crutches and my ribs are starting to heal nicely. Due to my lack of posting here is a new one-shot and I'll be working on 3 new ones to make up for leaving you hanging 2 of those will be continuations of UNCLE LOKI. anyways to the story!

Summary: Peter's having a bad day his senses are driving him insane and it's Presentation day in his English class. Unfortunately he sent his teacher the original copy where he wrote about the Avengers being his family and not the Parkers, and part of the presentation is bringing in family heirlooms and a family member if possible.

"Today is not my day" Thought Peter as he watched all of his class mates file into their seats with their parents standing behind them and bags of heirlooms on their desks. "How in the world did I send the wrong script to my teacher? I bet Wade had something to do with it, hopefully Mrs. Lang will see it and say I can't present anyways."

"Peter can I have you come up here for a moment?" Mrs. Lang's sweet ambrosia voice danced into Peter's ears almost lulling him into a calm before he realized the horror to come. Snapping his head up to see her with a soft yet fake smile beckoning him up with slender fingers that danced in the air gracefully. Making his way out of his desk and passing Ned and his mom on the way he feels the eyes of his classmates bore a hole into his back as he reaches the desk his anxiety kicks in and he can feel his senses pick up MJ's mom's phone call out in the hall.

"Yes Mrs. Lang," Peter suddenly finds his shoes to be the most interesting sight in the world.

"Peter this lie has gone too far. Why, you are such a bright young man and one of my favorite students, so why do you keep up this ruse?" with a small sign she removes her glasses and looks at Peter waiting for him to look up.

"I'm not lying though, why doesn't anyone believe me?" Peter mumbles to himself, but Mrs. Lang heard him and sends him the infamous 'really?' look. Poor Peter has had enough of people questioning his credibility, they trust and admire Spiderman but not Peter and it is beginning to push his buttons. "Fine you all want to paint me up as this person who lies and has no family, then I am going to put an end to this today! Wade said that D...Tony has a protocol set up that if I say the magic words then all the Avengers and Gardians including Wade will be here in 5 minutes regardless of distance."

"Mrs. Lang that was a report I made when I was upset, my friend changed the titles on my computer so I sent the wrong file I have the actual report and file on my desk, that is what I will be presenting today I just have to call May 10 minutes before I go so that she doesn't miss too much work." "Lies but I need to prove to them I'm true to my word, one white lie to set the book straight."

"Very well Peter you will be going after Ned." Mrs. Lang agreed to let him present and that put a large Cheshire grin on Peter's face.

Walking back to his desk Peter pulls out his Stark phone and shoots Wade a single text that told Wade just how much shit he was in with his 'Baby boy,' "When I'm through with you, you're going to wish you could unalive yourself!"

*Time skip brought to you by a lazy author who doesn't feel like writing all of the presentations. Ned has just finished and Peter's turn is up*

Pulling out my phone I scroll through the contacts until I find the one I'm looking for, as I do this I begin my walk up to the front of the class with my USB drive in hand, clicking dial I place the phone between my shoulder and ear and begin to pull up my presentation on the computer.

*Ring......Ring....Ring.....Ri..... Hello, Kid what's up shouldn't you be in class?*

Facing the class I smirk and say the words that will change the way they see me forever.

"I do...n't feel so g..good, I don't wanna go. I'm...I'm s..sorry," with that I hand up, the class is staring at me confused and some looked bored. "Sorry in order to get them here in time desperate times called for desperate measures speaking of I hear the first guest today, I suggest opening that window Cindy."

Cindy looks confused until she looks outside and franticly pulls the window open just in time for Wade to come flying in and tackle Peter to the floor. Gasps were hears and some shouts of surprise but everyone who had planned to help Peter from being attacked by the Merc, froze at their words.

"Petey, Babe what happened? What's wrong? who hurt you? is the Grape flavored ballsack back?!" Wade begins to look Peter up and down and poking him checking for injuries. Due to Peter being the child he is, begins to giggle as Deadpool begins tickling him unintentionally.

"Hun, I'm fine but the floor, as much as I love you, is uncomfortable." The Merc realizes there is a crowd and helps his boyfriend to his feet. as he does this the rest of the Family crashes throught the doors, windows, and vents (you can bet that was Clint).

"Peter, Kid where are you!?" Tony crashes into the room through the window but soon sees his son was standing up front.

Running up to the front of the class ignoring everything and focusing on the boy in the infamous Merc's arms. Leaving his suit standing in Sentaint mode he immediately pulls him from Wade's embrace and nearly squeezes the air out of him, followed by a worried Steve.

"Son what's wrong? Did something happen? TONY LET THE BOY BREATHE SO HE CAN ANSWER!!" Steve begins to pry a clearly worried Tony.

"Guys! I'm fine, Physically at least but I called you here because I am tired of people not believing in me and you know why it hurts. Today I have a Family Presentation and not one person beside MJ and Ned believe me that May is gone and your my family." Peter looks down at his shoes as he explains just loud enough for the first row to make out a word here or there, but his dads knew this day would come and were more than furriated that their Sunshine was being dulled. Looking up through his long eyelashes with big brown puppy eyes that Tony is absolutely powerless against, much like the rest of the team, Peter mumbles out, "I'm sorry for scaring you, and misusing the emergency protocal."

"Stevie he is using his secret powers against me!"

"Peter we have gone over this, but we forgive you, now lets get this report taken care of then go home."

??? part 2?