Chapter I. The Sons of Pan
Now Pan had fifteen sons. They were the patriarchs of his nation, Japan. He had four wives, Yoko-ono, Kim Kardashian, Imelda, and Catwoman.
Yoko-ono bore to Pan ten children. Kyoto was his first son. And Yoko-ono also bore Hokkaido, and Tokyo, and Shinkansen, and Kimjongun, and Xijinping, and Harry Styles, and Moses, and Ash Ketchum, and Joji, all ten are sons to Pan.
Kim Kardashian bore to Pan one son, Bill Gates.
Imelda bore to Pan three sons. His first daughter was Debt. And the other two were Shoes and Sanjuanico.
Catwoman bore to Pan one son, Peter. He is the patriarch to the nation of Neverland.
Now these are Pan's sons; Kyoto, Hokkaido, Tokyo, Shinkansen, Kimjongun, Xijinping, Harry Styles, Moses, Ash Ketchum, Joji, Bill Gates, Debt, Shoes, Sanjuanico, and Peter.
Chapter II. The Conflict
Now all Pan's sons argued for the prophecy of Myan forsees a descendant of Pan disobeying Creadores.
So all fifteen of them offered a sacrifice to Creadores, a sacrifice of cod. And La Creadores was not awakened. And so Kyoto told them, "We shall all offer a sacrifice one by one, whoever makes Creadores displeased is the prophecised one."
And they did so. And all of them did not get a response from Creadores. So it came to pass, only Sanjuanico and Bill Gates did not offer. When it was Sanjuanico's turn, a large dark cloud hovered above the brothers. And hail rained from the cloud, so the hail could smite the brothers.
And so Bill Gates offered himself to the cloud. And the hail stopped. And the brothers mourned for Bill Gates. They were furious at Sanjuanico, so they stoned him to death.
Chapter III. The New Son
So it came to pass that the brothers started to feel guilt. And so they reported this to their father.
And their father was furious and angry, so he smote the seeds of his sons so they can not multiply. All of them were sinful to the eyes of Creadores.
Pan knew his wife Yoko-ono for she was beautiful and pleasant to the eyes. She hardened Pan in many ways. And Pan was delighted upon the sight of Yoko-ono.
Pan took his wife Yoko-ono to the foot of Mount Fuji, and there, he knew his wife. And his wife was screaming and wild. And Pan gave out his seed upon the ground. But some of his seed went into his wife. And she bore another son.
Pan did not want this son, so he did not name him. Yoko-ono naned him Han. And even though Pan did not want him to be named, he agreed with his wife because he loved her. And he wanted to waste his seed upon the ground for she was pleasing to the eyes.
Chapter IV. Han Flees
For Han's whole life, he was abused by his father. Pan's wrath was destructive, and Creadores did not like the sight of that. But Creadores did not want to be disobeyed like Myan did to him. So he did not tell Han to flee.
And Creadores watched Han being abused. And he did not do anything.
And so it came to pass, Han packed his belongings, along with some of his fathers silver, and fled.
Chapter V. The Son of Han
And so Han settled in the foot of Mount Fuji, and there he found a woman, a descendant of Qing. And she was Jinjingji.
Han found Jinjingji beautiful. And so it came to pass, when Han settled in her tent, he went in to her. And he felt a delightful feeling. And he did not waste his seed upon the ground.
Jinjingji was also delighted at Han, and she too found Han attractive. And she became his wife that night. And she bore a son to Han. And he named him, Sonofhan, for he was the son of Han.
Chapter VI. The Son of Sonofhan
Now fifty years have passed and Han died. But his wife, Jinjingji, had not aged. She was a descendant of Qing, and Creadores was said to have blessed his family.
Jinjingji was young looking, and though she was eighty, she still looked eighteen. And Sonofhan was secretly attracted to his mother.
Now Sonofhan would look at his mothers tent every night, and please himself at the sight of his sleeping mother, for she was indeed beautiful.
And it came to pass, one other night, Sonofhan sneaked into his mothers tent, and he knew his mother. He was delighted, and surprisingly, his mother did not stoo him for she too was delighted. And when it came about, that Sonofhan was very delighted, he did not waste his seed, for the feeling was unbearable. And so his mother bore to him a son.
Chapter VII. The Generations.
And this son was named Sonofsonofhan. And time passed and he had a son, Sonofsonofsonofhan. And he had a son, Sonofsonofsonofsonofhan.
And they all had children and their nation grew. From the land of Qing and Aish. And Auos and Philipp and Wai'i. And they dominated this land, with unlawfulness and all, following the ways of Han and Pan.
They exiled the peoples of their patriarch's brother's. They placed the descendants of Wai'i in the middle of the sea. And the descendants of Qing in the nearby mainland. And the descendants of Auos and Philipp in the south.
They took advantage of Myan's blessing, and exiled the descendants of Myan to the land of N'dei.
Unlawful were the people of this land. So they fled from each other, yet they returned only to be unlawful themselves. And with them, was corruption.
