Dumb Ways to Die (PhantomStrider's Worst Cartoons Parody)

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Please cancel Teen Titans GO
Peter Griffin has stooped a new low
That darn orange is not that great
That one pirate was named "Masturbate"


Awful cartoons,
So many awful cartoons
Awful cartoo-oo-oons,
So many awful cartoons


Mega Babies makes us sick
Allen Gregory is a prick
We berate Food Fight
Fanboy and Chum Chum are not worth the spotlight


Awful cartoons,
So many awful cartoons
Awful cartoo-oo-oons,
So many awful cartoons


Mr. Pickles is on the loose
We can't stand SwaySway and Buhdeuce
We are so annoyed at Johnny Test
Caillou keeps being such a little pest


Awful cartoons,
So many awful cartoons
Awful cartoo-oo-oons,
So many awful cartoons


We question King Star King's fetishes
The Nutshack theme song is repetitive
12 oz. Mouse was dull and bland
These animated mockbusters shall be panned


Awful cartoons,
So many awful cartoons
Awful cartoo-oo-oons,
So many awful cartoons


A Troll in Central Park is far too sickly sweet
Paddy the Pelican just seemed incomplete
The Brother's Grunt makes us feel nauseous
Angela Anaconda looks so ugly
Ren turned out be such a psychopath
They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly


The most awful cartoons,
The most awful cartoons
The most awful cartoo-oo-oons,
So many bad...so many awful cartoons

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