𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐃𝐌𝐀𝐍!!!!!!!!! [original]

how squidman was born

Once upon a time there was a mommy squid and a daddy squid they both decided to have a baby. Listen closely kids because i'm going to tell you how you were born, so your daddy put his ***** inside your mom's ****** and your mom and dad ****** ****** ****** *******. And that is how you were born. Four years later he wanted to go swimming and he went to far from his parents. Then he saw a boat he wanted to go closer to check it out and he hear two men, one of the men said " should we be putting  radioactive waste in the ocean" and the other man said " Who cares the boss said to dump it somewhere so i picked this place any ways no one comes here anymore". 

then the other man said "that's true, OK lets do it". And so they poured the radioactive waste in the ocean and the radioactive waste got all over the baby squid. Then he started to grow hands and feet. He couldn't breathe so he swim up to shore, when he got there he passed out and some people saw his and called the 911 and he woke up and saw humans then got scared and ran away. he was cold hungry and scared then some nice people, a women named Margaret and a man named Dave saw him and ask for his name, he didn't respond.

 they took his to their house, they gave him some food and started asking questions but he tried to say something but they didn't understand so Margaret said "we should take him to the police." and he nodded no then Margaret said " OK "  and Dave said "don't tell me that we are going to let him stay here". "yes,  he don't want me to call the police so he's going to stay here with us". Dave did not want to live with them but he loved Margaret so he let his stay "we should give him a name" Dave said  "we will call him Bob".