Mitch (BajanCanadian)

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Chloe: "*looks at paper* Who do we have next to talk to this fine evening in our mansion filled with insane people?"

Viper: Ewww....it's Mitch."

Chloe: "Now you sound like Adam with his hatred for germs and he always says ew."

Viper:"But he doesn't like anyone. Like seriously, do you think he's going to agree to come down here, or open his door more or less?"

Chloe: "Well you never know because it's impossible to read the future and see what crazed displeased Mitch will do."

Viper:"If I have to, I will gladly tie him to a chair."

Chloe: "That would be fun but for now lets at least TRY to bring out Mitch for everyone to enjoy his negativeness."

Viper:"Fine, but you're getting him."

Chloe: "*Groans but walks away to rip Mitch out of his room*"

Mitch: "What do you want me for? I hate all of you."

Viper:"I hate you to. Anyways, Ask her." *points to Chloe*

Chloe: "*Raises hands up in defense* It's part of the interview because we're supposed to ask each crazed person questions and just introduce ourselves so tell us about yourself Mitch because the people want to know everything about your life."

Mitch: "Well, you make me disappointed in society."

Viper:"Ok. Can I kill him now? I'm tired of his negativity. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! HAAAAAAAA!" *pulls out pocket knife*

Chloe: "VIPER DON'T KILL A FELLOW CRAZED PERSON YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT YOU KNOW HOW THERE IS BARELY ANYONE ELSE CRAZED LIKE US SO WE NEED HIM TO KEEP THE CRAZED RACE ALIVE."

Viper:"Umm. First off, we are the only women in this house that bring upon the crazed race and lets see there are just about fifteen men in the house. Now we won't miss one." *gets closer to Mitch and slides the knife across his throat, but not on the skin.*

Mitch: "I hate you. *Viper falls back and away from Mitch*"

Chloe: "Wow he has the power to keep people away from them just by saying 'I hate you' geeze what is life."

Mitch: "I don't have any powers, I just don't like anyone."

Viper:"Errr..." *flips Mitch off*

Mitch: "*Frowns even more* You people are rude."

Chloe: "She's the one that's rude I just ramble and that's what makes me insane so if you're going to live in the house filled with insane people then you'd better get used to it."

Viper: *mumbles undecipherable words*

Chloe: "I don't know what you're saying and frankly I don't want to know like ok wow your words were so mumbled and quiet so wow."

Mitch: "I'd rather be stuck in a burrito right now then listen to your nonsense."

Viper: *just stays silent and glares at Mitch.*

Chloe: "Ok then I guess this intro/interview is done so goodbye have a wonderful day my lovelies."

Viper: *looks at Mitch who stands there silent* "Go."

Mitch: *walks back upstairs towards his room*

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