Marvel Oneshots

Spill Your Guts...

Tom Holland x female!reader

2279 words

warnings: gross foods

You're invited by James Corden on the show to play a little game of Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts.

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"Now y/n, I know you are familiar with this game correct?"

You squinted your eyes at the nasty foods that sat on the table in front of you, "unfortunately."

James laughed slightly as he continued, "well for those of you who don't know this game is called Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts. I will be asking the lovely y/n here some questions that my writers have typed up. Neither her nor me have seen the questions before this. Should y/n not want to answer the question then she will have to eat one of these delectable snack choices we have."

You clasped your hands together, "and what do we have here today James?"

He smiled, "well thank you for asking. Today our selection is filled with crickets, blood head cheese, hot sauce, bull penis, sardine smoothie, cow's tongue, deep fried butter, and a thousand-year-old egg."

You grimaced, "yum. Okay, who's going first?"

"Why don't you start first."

You rubbed your hands together and peered around the table, "just because I think it's the most disgusting option up here, I am going to give you the blood head cheese." The crowd cringed at the sight, "okay James..." A small laugh escaped your throat as you read the card, "ok. Okay. This one isn't that bad, which I'm kind of disappointed by." You looked him dead in the eye, "why wasn't Tom included in the Avengers Tour Bus Segment."

James shook his head slightly as the crowd laughed at the question. James eyed the gross cube of food. "Blood head cheese or...." He sighed and ran a hand over his face, "okay. Now before we start, I love Tom. He's a fantastic actor and great guy."

You laughed, "but....?"

He sighed again, contemplating his options once more. "There was a scheduling conflict."

You rolled your eyes and pointed at him, "bullshit. James, that is bullshit. Spill or fill baby."

He laughed again, "okay fine. To be completely honest, it's because Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie were on the bus." You threw your head back in laughter. "I'm serious. I thought that conflict would arise and decided I would be the proactive one and stop it before it started."

You clapped your hands as you laughed. "wait no, that's brilliant. Oh my god..." You let out a shaky breath and wiped the small tears that formed in your eyes, "Good job James."

"thank you, thank you. Now, for your first food. I'm going to give you the cow's tongue." He picked up a paper, his eyes scanning the question and a large smile spread over his face.

"oh no." you whispered. "you know this game is unfair. I'm literally apart of one of the most secretive movie companies on earth!"

James nodded and laughed, "yes you are." He placed the card down before glancing at it again quickly. "okay. So... y/n. If you had to replace any MCU actor with someone else, who would you swap?"

You fought the small smile that made its way onto your lips. "fuck." You quickly covered your mouth, "sorry I keep forgetting we can't swear on American television. But damn this is hard."

"There is always the tongue."

"I know that there's a cow's tongue!" You quipped back easily causing James to laugh loudly. "But there's literally no one that I would want to replace. Everyone is so good."