Rotg North x fruitcake

North x fruitcake

Today Jack walked into the kitchen and went straight up to the yeti baking cookies. Jack asked him if he could make a fruitcake. Now normally the yetis never make fruitcake because of the elves incident, even if north's favourite snack was fruitcake. But Jack said Mac and Entity never had fruitcake, so the yeti agreed to make it as long as the fruitcake was never seen by north or the elves.

The yeti should have known better to trust the guardian of fun, the whiskey lover and a emo ghost. As soon as the fruitcake was finished and Jack gave it Mac, chaos happened.

"Is there whiskey in this?" Mac asked hanging upside down on the chair

"Why the fuck are you trying to feed us a brick" Entity screamed, throwing the fruitcake into the middle of the workshop

Silence......

Then a thousands bells started ringing.

"We need to hide, now" Jack said running from the room

"I'm fucking out" Entity jumped out the window

"Why do we need to run and where is that ringing coming from" Mac asked, looking up just in time to see a blob of elves and then all he saw was darkness.

Then Mac saw bright light, he thought it was the moon but it turned out to Jack

"You okay, Mac?"

"Yes, thank you laddy for saving my life again"

"Gay" Entity yelled from the shadows

"Says the one who lives in darkness with pitch,  poofing around, yee emo ghost baby" Mac started yelling back at the wall, shaking his fist

"Vhat is ruckus? vhy is elves everywhere?" North said coming into the room

"vait a minute is that fruitcake, that is my favourite" North picked up the fully formed cake and left the room with a smile.

Then the wave of elves slowly started moving following North out the room.

"NO THIS IS MY FRUITCAKE!!!!" North yelled from somewhere

"Grumble"

Jack and Mac looked behind them to see Phil with his arms crossed, looking very angry.

"Um merry Christmas, Phil" Jack waved nervously

"Whiskey?" Mac asked

*crash, bang*

"HA HA I'VE TOLD IS MY FRUITCAKE, I'M VICTORIOUS" North yelled, riding back into room on the sleigh then out the window.