LITTLE HARRY'S NERVE
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-Funny level ⭐⭐
Little Harry walks into the room while his dad was getting out of the shower and asked him what was hanging down there. His dad then told him "that's my nerve son, and someday yours will be this big too". So the next day while in school, Harry raised his hand and asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom. The teacher said "No you're going to have to hold it". Little Harry couldn't hold it any longer, so he walked to the trash can and started peeing in front of the whole class. The teacher walked up to Harry and yelled "You have some nerve!". Harry said "you think mines big, you gotta see my dad's!"
LITTLE HARRY'S 'SUPERIORITY'
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-Funny level ⭐⭐
Little Harry and a little girl are playing, little Harry then pulls of his pants and told her "I have one of these and you don't!😜". The girl started crying and ran home. The next day Harry pulled of his pants again and told her "Remember I have one of these and you don't!" But she continued to play just before pointing to her dress and telling him, "My mom told me that with one of these, I can get as many of those that I want😝!"
NAUGHTY LITTLE HARRY!
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-Funny level ⭐⭐⭐
One night Little Harry was scared sleeping alone at camp. So he gets up and runs to his teachers tent and asks her if he could sleep with her. The teacher says "No, that's not really appropriate". Harry then says, "but mom lets me!" So the teacher says "Okay then, just for tonight". So Harry jumps into bed with her and says "ma'am, can I play with your belly button with my finger?". "No!" She says. Little Harry then replies "But mom lets me!". So the teacher says "Fine.. I suppose it's alright". Well things were silent for a few minutes until the teacher jumps up and says "Hey! That's not my belly button!!". Little Harry replies, " well.. it ain't my finger either"
THE QUESTION
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-Funny level ⭐⭐⭐
Little Harry and a little girl where in the woods. The little girl asked Harry, "What is a penis?". Harry replied, "I don't know". Right after he hears his mum calling him for lunch. He goes home and eats his lunch. At home Harry asks his dad, "Daddy what is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the boy, "This my boy, this is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis."
Little Harry then leaves to go find his friend and brings her to the woods. The girl again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, "This my girl, this is a penis, and if it was only two inches shorter it would be the perfect penis!"
LITTLE HARRY'S SECRET
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-Funny level ⭐⭐⭐
Little Harry woke up one morning with a red ring around his penis and is a bit concerned. He then goes with his mom's to the doctor and the doctor gave him some cream for the ring. Sure enough, the cream works and the ring went away. The next morning the red ring was back! He went to the same doctor and he handed him the cream and it removed the ring again... This same cycle happened for a couple of days until the Little Harry finally asks what the doctor has given him because it keeps coming back. The doctor replies just after handing Little Johnny another tube, "lipstick remover".
