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Ask Moriarty [Wattys2014]

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Consulting criminal with not quite truthful answers but I'll try. . . key word 'try'. But what do you know? I could be using your defense against you just ask my network. And no, did I kiss Sherlock Holmes? answer is up to you but I would highly en...

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Ask Moriarty #13

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by erin239

Dedicated to ObviouslyAnonymous

by erin239

What's your go-to line to pick up women? Assuming you can pick up women, of course 😉 - ObviouslyAnonymous

If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?

or

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put I, O, and U together. (that ones reserved specifically for Sherlock)

(wearing lime green boxers does not categorize me as going the other way, because I have an app that can steal anything including your heart)