Shrek was doing his regular routine of loitering around the swamp. He was leaning against the wall until his THICC body fell through it.
There was a hole in his wall.
'Aww man' cried Shrek
There was only one person he knew that could fix this.
Bob the builder.
Donkey had told him about Bob.
He dialled his number and a few seconds later a high-pitched voice could be heard from the other side.
He liked Bobs voice, it was soothing.
'Hello, Bob the Builder, can I help you' came the voice
'Um, yes, uhh, there's a hole in my wall'
'Can you give me your address and I'll come down tomorrow to fix it'
'A swamp in the middle of nowhere'
'Okay... I w'
Shrek was getting nervous an quickly hung up the phone, he didn't know why he felt like this.
