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by ndjskxjxbrbbs

by ndjskxjxbrbbs

yAll bitches thought everyone died welp eHH WRONG it was 9999 the world was back as normal aNd everyone was fIne bUt where are the 3 musketeers u may ask wEll tHeyre fUckin in vegas pOstIn uP and it was nO NUT NOVEMBER so they couldn't fuck anybody because it wouldn't count (via aliwt) so they were sitting on their MILLION DOLLAR COUCH high asf smoking the dope and out of nowhere benji says i just nutted and scrubby was like bro same it's because i was lookin at chu and benji was like bRo sAMeeee . Then cYrus was liKe nAh yOu gUys are fUckin pussys then scrubby and benji boTh sAiD SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YO 5'1 LOOKIN ASS then cyrus got really mad and heated and teleported to africa , scrubby and benji were like bRo wTF shit just happened to cyrus. Cyrus was very confused bUt learned he had powers because he hasn't failed no nut november yet. sCrubby called cyrus
scrubby: yO were u at
cyrus: bRo i think i'm in africa
scrubby: hOw the hEll
benji: cyrus can i have ur pop tart
cyrus: BENJI NO
cyrus: but i haVe dIC power bro
scrubby: wOah uM will u marry me
cyrus: hELL YEA

so it was wedding day and scrubby and cyrus were getting ready cyrus was wearing a pretty white wedding dress and scrubby was wearing a tux. Benji was the flower girl and looked so pretty wearing a yellow dress. iT was time to say vows
scrubby: cyrus the first day i payed eyes on your beautiful green feathers i fell off my little raccoon feet and i jUst loved u ever since :,)
cyrus: *cries in british* scrubby when i first saw u my feathers got goosebumps and i just wanted to kiss u and suck your little raccoon feet it was love at first sight
ME BEING THE PASTOR: you may kiss the bride
*SMOOCHIE KISS*
cyrus: i think i'm pregnant
scrubby: omG i gotta dash
benji: still crying because he loves scrubby but just stays quiet
TO BE CONTINUED
the end idk when i can write the next part but people seem to like the two other stories and i was bored so i wrote this - anonymous:)