me ( the fuckin narrator) : we left on probably the biggest plot twist ever and i'm here to expose the ending of this story.
*benji wakes up from his depression and gets a text* (from anonymous) anonymous: you took my fuckin juul bitch and now i'm coming for you. - xoxo benji : who the fuck are you? *read at 4:20 pm* benji: whatever *rolls eyes*
*ding* (message from cyrus) cyrus: yo benji can we talk? benji: yea! what's up cyrus: i kind of want a divorce with scrubby man i just don't think im interest i started to gain feelings for this one girl named patricia and she cute 😻. benji; yo dawg idk what to do you're probably gonna break him! he loves you and who is this "patricia girl anyways. cyrus: it probably will but i just can't do it he's just too much and i just wanna be friends, and here's a pic of patricia
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benji: she low key fine bro😌 cyrus: i know bro, but i gtg i think scrubby is coming home. *read at 4:30* (benji thinks to himself) *bro how can i find a girl like patricia* *text from scrubby* scrubby: i don't think i'm interested in cyrus anymore, and i've been on tinder for awhile now and i i saw this girl she was thicccc bro 👏. benji: bRUH! cyrus just said he didn't want to be with you either i think we can say problem solved 😌 scrubby: WHAT! he really said that i can't believe this is he CHEATING ON ME???? benji: no idea but i gtg to the uh store to get uh lasagne for my cat. scrubby: NO BENJIII!!! benji: peace ✌️ scrubby: nasty bitch *read at 4:50pm* * benji was really just walking around in the woods because he stoopid like that until he heard a noise coming from behind him, so he did the dumb thing and turned around to see a random person asking for bread* benji: yo i don't have bread like at all but i do have speed so i'm gonna dash *benj ran and ran and ran and ran until he reached the park by his house which was open to the public so he could loose the stranger he just saw a minute ago* benji: that was a close one *just as benji turns his head he got hit with a bat*
*end of story* i know i've been gone for awhile but i really didn't know what to write because i was just stupid and i'm pretty sure this one is really stupid too but that's ok and i wanted to make them all straight men again because if they read this i didn't want them to get mad and see that i changed their sexuality even tho they are all straight i'm pretty sure note to them: i'm sorry this is such a mess and that u had to read this but ily *happy pride month 😌* next story will be fire
