Murder the Noisy

'The Talk'

I was surrounded by the entire Creepypasta group after they had forced me onto the living room sofa.

"(Y/N). We need to have a very serious conversation about what's going on here." Said Slenda. I nodded hesitantly, gesturing for her to continue. "Okay. Firstly, we love you. Romantically. Do you feel the same?"

I blushed and looked away. They didn't say anything, so I shyly nodded yes. They relaxed slightly.

"Secondly, we need to have some rules."

I looked at her inquisitively.

"Number 1: You are not to leave the Mansion without our permission."

I looked at her incredulously. I was about to protest when Benny cut me off, goop coming out of her eyes.

"Bare in mind that if you break any of the rules, you will be punished severely. The first time, you might break a leg. The next you'll be missing a leg. There won't be a third."

I stared at her in fear, moving my gaze to each one of them. I shivered and hugged my knees.

"Secondly: You will eat and drink when you need to. You will sleep when you need to. You will let us look after you."

I stared up at Slenda.

"C-c-can I-I c-coo-cook?" I asked quietly.

"Not unless we ask you to. We look after you. You don't look after us."

I looked down in disappointment. I wouldn't be able to taste my homemade stuff anymore...

"Thirdly: No surprises. Don't try to run away, or hurt us, or kill us, or kill yourself, or anything. Just don't."

That was mostly reasonable... I guess...

"W-wait... h-how can y-y-you p-pun-punish m-me for k-kill-killing my-myself?"

"Zalga can bring you back to life. And if that doesn't work, I can always just reanimate your body." Said Anne.

I felt empty. They only care for my body... not me...

"So y-you only c-care ab-bout my b-b-body..." I said dejectedly.

"No! We'll do our best to bring your soul back! But if we can't, bare in mind we still have your body!" Said Jax.

I hugged my knees even tighter.

"Fourthly: No contact with the outside world whatsoever. That includes pointing lasers into the sky."

I sighed. I didn't have anyone on the outside anyway.

"Fifthly: You can only kill people when going out on missions with two people escorting you very closely."

I looked up in despair. No killing?! That's evil!

"Evil!" I shouted. I then blushed and looked down. I didn't mean to yell.

Jane slapped me.

"Do not raise your voice to us, you got it! That's Rule 6!" She shouted at me.

"Sixthly: You will not be hostile towards any of us. You won't harm us, insult us, raise your voice to us, or hurt our feelings."

I lay down sideways in the foetus position, almost crying.

"Don't worry (Y/N)... only one more rule." Said Slenda, smiling at me. "Lastly: You'll love us, and only us, now and forever."

"Understand, dimwit?" Said Jess coldly. I nodded, silently crying. I wiped my tears.

"O-Okay... I-I'm tired... I'll g-go to b-b-bed." I said.

"No you won't. You'll stay here and watch a film with us, or else." Said Benny. I nodded and sat back down on the sofa. Jane put on 'C'est arrivé près de chez vous'. Which I do not own. They all sat down in various places around or on the sofa, whether it be in beanbags or not. I looked at the telly blankly. I felt cold...

Hiya. Sorry this chapter is short. I hope you enjoyed this chapter.

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