Harry Potter one shots

Mauraders era

"Your barking mad Siruis!"

"So?!"

"Flich will give you a months worth of detention and we have our match against Slithrin next week!"

"What are you gonna do about it? Huh?"

"I'm-I'm gonna tell Lily!"

"You wouldn't dare.."

"EVANS!"

"SHUT UP POTTER!"

"EVANS!"

"SHE WONT GO OUT WITH YOU ACCEPT IT PRONGS!"

"W-WHat?! No your lying I wanted to tell her you were sneaking out-"

"Siruis?" He looked around frantically.

He sighed," why am I friends with him again?"

"Because I'm punny!" He screamed in his ear.

"SIRUIS!"

"-ly"

"You are DEAD MEAT!"

"DOG MEAT ISNT TASTY THO!"

"THATS IT!"

James raised his wand, "CRUCIO!"

(JK JK........Rowling 😂)

What actually happened.

James raised his wand, "Rictusempra!"

"No-no..hahaha..p-please!" He stuttered between laughs.

"Prongs stop it," Said moony walking down the stairs with wormtail behind him.

"As you wish sir Moony!" Said James flicking his wand.

"your such a stag," muttered Siruis.

"Yeah and your soo smart," Said James.

"Well I am the brightest star..."

"NO!NO!NO! DONT-"

"THERE'S METIS, ADRASTEA, AMALTHEA, THEBE AND LO! EUROPA-"

"SHUT UP!" Screamed the marauders as they covered their ears.

"GANYMEDE THE BIGGEST AND AFTER IT CALLISTOOO LEDA THE SMALLEST,HIMALIA!

"MAKE HIM STOP!" Screamed James.

"LYSITHEA! ELARA!-"

"silencio!"

Siruis opened his mouth and closed it.

"Nice silence charm Remus, 20 points to Griffindor," said lily who walked by with Marlene.