Riddle Answers:
1. If you went to bed at 8:00 at night and set the alarm clock to get up at 9:00, how many hours sleep would this permit you to have?
A: One or Twelve hours
2. Do they have a fourth of July in England?
A: Yes.
3. How many birthdays does the average man have?
A: One
4. Why can't a man living in Winston-Salem, N.C. be buried west of the Mississippi River?
A: Because the man is living
5. If you had only one match, and entered a room in which there was a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
A: The match
6. Some months have 30 days, some have 31, how many months have 28 days?
A: All of them AKA 12
7. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last?
A: An hour and a half
8. How far can a dog run into the woods?
A: Half way, because the other half he's running out of the woods.
9. A man builds a house with four sides to it and it is rectangular in shape. Each side has a southern exposure. A big bear comes wandering by. What color is the bear?
A: White. The only place you can build a house that all sides have a southern exposure is in the South Pole, so it must be a polar bear.
10. What four words appear on every denomination of U.S. coins?
A: In God we trust
11. I have in my hand two U.S. coins which total 55 cents in value. One is not a nickel- please bear that in mind. What are the two coins?
A: A fifty cent coin and a nickel.
12. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but nine died. How many did he have left?
A: Nine sheep
13. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add ten. What is the answer?
A: 25.
14. Two men play checkers. They played five games without a draw game (tie breaker) and each man wins the same number of games. How is this possible?
A: The men didn't play each other.
15. Take two apples from three apples and what do you have?
A: Two apples.
16. An archaeologist claimed he found some gold coins dated 46 B.C. Do you think he did?
A: No, because no one knew it was 46 B.C. in 46 B.C.
17. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
A: The beggar is the woman's sister.
18. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
A: No, because the man is dead.
19. What word is misspelled in this test?
A: misspelled.
20. What are the last three hairs on a dog's tail called?
A: The last three hairs on a dog's tail AKA hair.
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Air: Man, it's been a while.
Nightflyer: Yeah, well you try grading Quizzes on top of Chemistry, Geometry, Modern World History, and Spanish 3 Honors homework.
Air:....Nightflyer, I wouldn't get into half of those classes.
Nightflyer: Yeah, well at least you're acing Fandom 101.
Air: YEP!
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AlteleFirst, there was Truth or Dare. Then there was the Joy Squad. And Now, there's the Air Force. Personal army dedicated to my oc, Air.
