I, Yolanda Perv, was born December 24, 1996. Wow, we're already off to an unfortunate life.
I was not a cute kid. Lets start off with the fact that I look nothing like my perfect parents. My mom has blonde wavy hair and ocean blue eyes while my dad is a ginger with green eyes. And their both white. I was born with extremely curly dark hair, shocker, I'm African American.
This immediately caused problems in my family. It turns out that my mom cheating on my dad... with his best friend. My parents got divorced three months after I was born.
My biological father also told my dad that my mom blackmailed him into cheating with her. Both my dad and biological father left to sell drugs across the Mexican border. I've seen on the news that they were caught and sent to prison. I've only seen them in the pictures.
My mom on the other hand, is extremely supportive. Even with being a single mom until last summer, she tries her hardest.
We don't have a lot, but we get by.
To be continued...
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So, I know that was super short, but this is just a little back story so it will get better. And it seems a little depressing at the moment, but it will get more comedic once we get into present time. Anyway, what do you think of Yolanda so far?? Tell me in the comments!
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HumorYolanda Perv has a very unfortunate life. Everything from her name forward is terrible. Now, she's going into college and she's changing some things. Will her life get better or will she make a fool of herself and continue her unfortunate life?
