Black Butler Chat Fic

Slutty Mcdonalds Bois

Alois: guess what i did today~

Ciel: shut up slut shorts

Alois: :,(

Alois: they aren't slutty

Alois: theyre STYLISH

Alois: claude back me up here

Claude: Your shorts are beautiful

Claude: Queen

Claude: You look amazing

Alois: dont spam the chat claude

Ciel: lol

Ciel: sebastian would never

Ciel: fuc u claude

Sebastian: >:3

Bard: oof butler fight

Ciel: Sebastian doesn't do anything I don't order him too

Lizzie: wait even go to the bathroom?

Sebastian: i would never

Sebastian: you people are disgusting

Sebastian: i have no need to do such a thing thank you very much

Sebastian: my time is devoted to my master

Ciel: forever you hoe

Sebastian: yes forever

Ciel: good

Ciel:

Ciel: bitch

Grell: back off he's MY bitch

Alois: whomst the fuck

Lizzie: why do I know no one in this chat room :,(

Alois: BECAUSE YOU A GOLD DIGGING HOE

Ciel: she gonna cut u up

Grell: this chat is my reality tv

Grell: those other bois

Grell: they don't get me

Grell: they don't like my chainsaw

Grell: but bassy does~

Sebastian: ew you nasty

Sebastian: I'm gonna get some liquor

Ciel: dude we can't get drunk tho

Sebastian: we can try my lord

Lizzie: HE IS A MINOR

Lizzie: DONT FEED MY LOVE ALCOHOL :'(

Ciel: too late

Ciel: im gonna drink my feelings away

Undertaker: wait you have those? lol

Lizzie: of course

Ciel: no

Ciel: shut up

Ciel: Sebastian how much do I need to drink to get drunk

Sebastian: you can't

Sebastian: i can't

Sebastian:

Sebastian: cheers

Alois: Claude I want to get drunk with Sebastian and Ciel!

Claude: you can't

Claude: you're a minor

Alois: :(

Alois: WAIT CIEL IS LIKE 9