BEFORE WE BEGIN, LET ME CLARIFY SOMETHING: The Matsuno brothers knows that Ichimatsu's significant other is a naga, but they've never actually seen her/him as a naga. That is because you, dear reader, owns a magic pendant that allows you to change into a human and back into a naga whenever you want. Only the Matsuno family knows your true self and they agreed to keep it a secret because they like you. But...As nothing can calm your boyfriend down, you have no choice but to transform into a naga in front of the doctor to keep Ichimatsu from trashing around and help him relax.
FAN COMIC THAT INSPIRED THE FOLLOWING SCRIPT (Please, read it, first): http://glasssnowdrop.tumblr.com/post/166466355873/ichimatsus-fear-of-needle-shots-by-%E6%9F%B3-%E9%BB%92%E9%80%8F
And now, let's begin!
THE BEST CURE FOR A FEAR OF NEEDLES (ICHIMATSU X NAGA!READER)
(Note: When Ichimatsu is speaking while your snake tail is plastered on his mouth, his words are in between two *, like this: *blablablah*)
(YOUR NAME)
Ok, Ichimatsu...Look at me. I know you are terrified of needles and that you're probably pissed off at me right now for gagging and tying you up in my coils...But trust me...I'm on your side...
ICHIMATSU
(He opens his tighly-shut eyes to look at (Your Name) in confusion): H...Hmmm? *What the fuck are you saying? You just tied me up! You want to kill me, like my brothers! *
(YOUR NAME)
(Begins to hiss soothingly a little as she/he speaks)
Why, Of courssse not, Ichimatsssu...As your (boyfriend/girlfriend), I know very well how simply horrifying needlesss are for you...That'ssss why... (She/he begins to shrink her/his pupils, making her/his famous hypnotic eyes appear. Beautiful rings of (insert any colour you like here) begins to dance in a kaleidoscope right before Ichimatsu's eyes, making him stop his struggling against her/his coils almost instantly.) ... I want you to look deep into my eyesss...
ICHIMATSU
(Eyes widening)
*O...Ooh...*
(YOUR NAME)
Yesss...That'sss it...Just relax and look at them...
(Ichimatsu's eyes starts to glaze over. His pupils shrink into pinpricks...before his eyes are filled with the same colorful rings as his girlfriend/boyfriend's.)
(YOUR NAME)
(Soothingly)
Now, dear...I want you to take a deep breath and slowly let it out. (She/he does it herself/himself to show him, removing her/his tail from around Ichimatsu's mouth)
ICHIMATSU
(Takes a slightly shaky breath, holds it and slowly exhale from the mouth, all the while still staring at his love's entrancing eyes.)
(YOUR NAME)
(Helping him to take a couple of breaths, this way.)
Again. Again. Again. Again. You're doing great. (After helping him breathe calmly one last time). Good boy. Now, I want you to keep looking into my eyesss...You are no longer in this clinic...You are somewhere elssse...Sssomewhere where the sssun shines bright...Ass you look up, you see a beautiful blue sky...You are so relaxed...Very relaxed and happy, indeed...All safe and warm under the sun...And asss you look around...You begin to find that you are ssssurrounded by catsss...Lotsss and lotsss of them...In fact, it seems like you are in a litteral bed of catsss, because that's all you can see, besides the sky...
ICHIMATSU
(A smile creeps on his face, as he sighs peacefully.)
(YOUR NAME)
(Hypnotizes him with her/his spirals some more, before returning her/his eyes to normal. She/He then gently uncoils her/his boyfriend, until both his arms are free. Ichimatsu is already so deep in trance that he doesn't notice it. He just smiles more, limp like a ragdoll. (Your Name) brings the thicker part of the beginning of her/his tail close to Ichimatsu's hand, curling it under his palm) Oh, look! A cat just walked to your hand, Ichi. He wants you to pet him.
ICHIMATSU
(Slowly turns his head towards said ''cat'', a drunk, happy smile on his features. His eyes are still spiralling with (colour) rings and are half-lidded and blissful.) Aaaw...Hello, little one... (He pets (Your Name)'s tail) So soft...So pretty...
(YOUR NAME)
(She/He chuckles warmly, happy to see him no longer scared. She/He signals the doctor to get closer.) I think he's ready. Still, be gentle, please.
The doctor nods and prepares his syringe. When it's ready, he looks at (Your Name) to get the green light. (Your Name) nods and the doctor disinfects Ichimatsu's right arm and finally gives him his shot.
ICHIMATSU
(As the syringe gets into his arm, he winces, closing his eyes suddenly) Ouch! What...?
(Your Name), fearing his reaction if he wakes up, quickly spirals her/his eyes, again and look into his eyes.
(YOUR NAME)
It'ssss alright, Ichi, a cat just bit you, is all. Now, look deep into my eyesss...I will count to three and when I will snap my fingers, you will fall into a deep sssleep and go back to the same placcce I told you about, where the sssky is blue, the sun shines bright and you are comfortably ssssurrounded by cats, ssssnuggling you and puuuurring all around you...When I count to three and snap my fingers, you will drift into this most wonderful dream and be as relaxed and happy as can be...
ICHIMATSU
(Smiling blissfully.)
Yessss...
(YOUR NAME)
Yes. 1...2...*SNAP* 3!
Ichimatsu collapses on the examination table, fast asleep and beaming with extasy. Meanwhile, his brothers watch him in awe, having never seen him look so peaceful. (Your Name) smiles and, holding her/his magic pendant, turns back into a human. After making the doctor promise not to say a word, she/he picks her/his boyfriend up, craddling him like a baby and the Matsuno brothers and (Your Name) proceeds to leave the clinic and go home.
Epilogue (In Prose Form):
When (Your Name) returned to the Matsuno house, she/he asked Choromatsu to give her/him a downy blanket. With it, she/he carefully wrapped Ichimatsu in a cocoon, then gently placed him on the green couch, asking the rest of the Matsuno family to be quiet, as the purple-hooded NEET thoroughly deserved to enjoy his dream to the very end. She/He stayed right by his side during most of the rest of the day, petting his hair every once in awhile and even letting the sleeping cat lover hold her/his tail in his sleep, like a big feline.
THE END, DAYON.
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