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Strongarm: *stares at her datapad *

Bumblebee: Strongarm hasn't taken her optics off her datapad   in 2 hours, first bot who'll make her look up wins the Energon

Grimlock: I'm in, in that which improves someone's manners, double score!

Sideswipe: Sorry guys, I got this in the bag, I used to have to distract her from her datapads all the time when we were dating

*every other bot groans and rolls their optics*

Sideswipe: Hey Girl...

*Strongarm hits him without looking up*

Sideswipe: UGH!! Catch ya later...

Bumblebee: mid morning dance party! *blasts music*

*Strongarm doesn't even look up and head bops*

Bumblebee: -_- She's dancing even better then normal..

Grimlock: Oh my Primus, did you hear that Elita One died?!

Strongarm: *not looking up* Who that?

Drift: *just blasts an airhorn and walks away*

Bumblebee: Strongarm may never look at another real bot again, she's unbeatable!

Windblade: Uh, I don't know about that...*edits something on her own datapad*

Strongarm: *looks up at her*

*everyone else is stunned*

Windblade: Changed my Conjunx status to "It's Complicated" pony up y'all! Ha ha, whooo!

*everyone looks concerned*

Windblade: *gets a call on her comlink from Quickshadow* It's my wife...! *answers it* Hey baby! *gets nervous*

(Been watching some Brooklyn Nine Nine clips)

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